" My eyes are up here, heathen."

🍑 - sin-n-chthonic

Send 🍑 to slap my muse on the ass 👑| Accepting

His tail is just as quick to grab both of H's wrists and gently tug them forward, his backside could be a danger zone sometimes. He sits pretty, a smug toothy grin playing across his lips.

"I'd usually let you have that for free my dear, but today there's a toll to pay~"💘

Lady Ebony had not paid a visit in some time, her nose buried in scrolls and viciously interrogating the man who turned her heart so black. But she was not herself. Her normal, confident glide was a quick, tense stride as she entered the throne room. And Tirritus was not by her side. Her tail flicked beneath her skirt, eyes dark as she glanced at Cromwell and addressed Alexander. "... you wanted to interrogate Carlos? Your wish is granted." It was barely noticeable, but there was a hint of desperation, "If you're free... you can return with me." Her body turned to walk to the door, but paused as she stood side facing to Cromwell. Reaching into her coat, she brought out an old tome. "... Tirritus wanted you to have this, in case......." her ear gave a small twitch. Clearly, things had escalated. Pushing the beautiful book into the butlers hands, she strode from the room before he could turn it down.

The sudden visit from Lady Ebony herself had caught the draconian off guard. But her stride and tense aura immediately had Alexander uprooted from his throne and at her side. He knew what this was about, and seeing Tirritus not here made his heart wrench.

"Absolutely my lady, I will leave with you at once. Enough is enough, I will get that bastard to talk." He growled, ears pinned.

Cromwell heard everything, and was surprised by the gorgeous book handed to him, but his ears lowered as he looked at the Queen's back as she strode away; a lost for words.

"T-Tirritus?" he spluttered, taking a look at the book's cover. He had no idea what it was and had no time to ask but he would guard it with his life if it was his friend's wish. He watched the two monarch's take their leave with haste and the drabbit bounds after them, his emotions breaking for the first time in a long while.

"Sires, please...what's happening? Where's Tirritus???"

Hannah is sleepy, she's rubbing her eyes trying to stay awake.

"Now what are you doing up at this hour, my child?" he rumbles.

He catches her wandering the halls.

Alexander's tail slides underneath the girl, lifting her to shoulder level with the beast. He was going to put her right back to bed then continue his nightly walk about the castle before he himself turned in for the night.

"A princess needs her rest, so she can play in the snow later on."✨

Smash or Pass - Hyde

Smash or Pass 👑| Accepting

"Not...for a king's ransom. Pass."

"It's my birthday tomorrow~!"

If they were a classic monster, which monster would they be and why?

⠀⠀𝐇𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐍 𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 𝐓𝐎 𝐈𝐌𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐕𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑. ♡ 🎃| Accepting

"I'd like to think I'd make a dashing werewolf because I can shape shift into different animals if I wanted, it only makes sense. I don't like to, but I can."

It seems Neophytos' latest adventures were very rewarding.

At first he was confused by a skeletal figure dragging a large and healthy looking sack with them towards the king. He was pretty sure Cromwell had made it so the bones that rested in the castle dungeons were unable to reanimate. But upon closer expectation, this little creature was...familiar.

"N-Neophytos? Is that you?!?!" Alexander ambles his way over to meet with his old friend whom he hasn't seen in some time. " Well isn't this a treat! I've missed you my friend, my have you missed...quite a lot. What brings you in? WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!" 💞

"A day I can get behind.~"

Do you honestly believe that you are funny? Tell us your best joke!

☠ ― 𝑄𝑢𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑀𝑢𝑠𝑒 𝐶𝑎𝑛 𝐴𝑛𝑠𝑤𝑒𝑟.

"Not really but I'll try."

"What's the difference between a HEATHEN and one of my mates~"

"NOTHING, I TAKE THEM BOTH OUT TO DINNER~"

"I am so funny~💅"

"I'm completely and mentally sound~"

*Someone walks on his lawn*(steps on the very edge of the castle grounds)

—INTRUDER. KILL THEM. INTRUDER. KILL THEM, IT WOULD BE SO EASY, KILL THEM. INTRUDER-eat their legs, KILL THEM BEFORE THEY KILL YOU,,please run? Please??💞 I'VE BEEN ASSULTED!!!! FUCKING K̷̝̟̪̪͙͌̾̃̾͒Ḯ̸̖̌̀̀͝L̶̳̂Ļ̵̻͐̿̽͊ ̴̜̦̇͊T̷̝̱͓̹̒͆̾͝H̷̺̜͓̺̯̀́͋E̵̲͓͛Ṃ̶̈🤪🤪🤪—

"Oh they're fine, I'll kill them later. I'm going to take my afternoon tea now~"

Finish the phrase:

Hickory dickory dock

The wench sat on my ____

So how many Valentine's cards have you given out? And why haven't I received one yet? (*~*.)

"HANNAH!!!"

11 for Alex!

Expression Challenge ❌| Not Accepting

"Green is simply not my color, though I do fancy a good emerald."