#|| william drinking roadie the road beer all up and hitting charlotte with his car: this is for ethan. egbert. e. allen. | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

revvnant · 1 year

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i know the typical william reaction to the bite is for him to be like ‘you killed my precious bugaboo whomst i forced to have his birthday party at a place he hates, i think his name was ethan?’ ( i will never be convinced that william actually gave two shits about his son why is he crying alone 24/7 why did you make him have his birthday party at a restaurant filled with characters he’s petrified of, which does not exempt him from post-death being like ‘but but but i loved him’ but at the very least he was neglectful ) but i love when he does one or more of the following:

- you’re just like me fr! ( derogatory ) - this has opened my eyes to a whole world of child murder! - i’m about to act my heart out so the police never suspect me of any future wrongdoing, thanks sport! - fell asleep and had to be told of the murder later. - UNPLUGGED EVAN’S LIFE SUPPORT TO CHARGE HIS PHONE.

#OH BOY SIX A.M.! ( ooc )#|| I KNOW IT'S QUITE POPULAR FOR EVAN'S DEATH TO BE WILLIAM'S MOTIVATION FOR KILLING.#|| AND I COULD BUY IT. BUT NEVER WHEN IT'S SPUN AS SYMPATHETIC.#|| LIKE 'OMG HE DID IT ALL FOR HIS SON' WHAT DID LITTLE SUSIE HAVE TO DO WITH THAT.#|| william drinking roadie the road beer all up and hitting charlotte with his car: this is for ethan. egbert. e. allen.#|| 'my son is normal' your son is hiding under the table at your restaurant bawling his eyes out because he hates it here.#|| SORRY THIS IS ALL SEPARATE FROM MY THOUGHTS ON MIKE IN THE INCIDENT. INTENT TO HARM. INTENT TO HARM.#|| STEPHEN KING BULLY ASS FR TO MEEEEE.#|| MIKE SAID 'I HOPE THIS HURTS HIM' NOT 'I HOPE THIS KILLS HIM' BUT DOES THE DISTINCTION MATTER.

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