Because it's kind of weird that orphanedwolfandfriends would make fanart of Broly and herself.
( Alright. I'm gonna stop you right there. I do not appreciate you coming here trying to cause trouble and you trying to badmouth one of my good friends here. Consider yourself blocked, you're not welcome to any blog I have now or may make in the future. )
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👚 + sleeveless black turtleneck for a stinky broccoli
Send 👚 + an Item of clothing that my muse has no choice but to wear to see their reaction
Not exactly a fan of tight clothing but he'll deal with it since he HAS to wear a shirt APPARENTLY.
Stupid Earth customs.
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👚 + Belly dancer outfit on Broly 🧍♀️
Send 👚 + an Item of clothing that my muse has no choice but to wear to see their reaction
May be Is plotting murder in his head right about now.
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That man needs to see a therapist. Worried about him.
He doesn't need a damned therapist. He is a perfectly functioning warrior from a bygone race and does not have anything weighing on him nor does he have any lingering effects from certain... Ordeals he will not and never will disclose.
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So I'm guessing he doesn't own a Naughty Dragon 😏
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This image is psychically beamed into one belligerent broccoli's brain.
Send in sexy pictures to my submit box, and see how my muse reacts.
The day had been progressing as any other before the manifestation of a provocative image burned itself into his mind. Abrupt and without any possible reason for why and how, the pile of logs meant to serve as firewood tumbled in a heavy clatter to the ground at his feet. A lone figure sat in a dark room, scantily clad with glowing eyes feeling as though they were watching him intently while the line of their mouth was upturned to what felt like a knowing smirk.
A tense hand buried itself into the wild locks of his hair, grabbing onto it as he shook his head in a vain attempt to dispel the image. Pieces became clearer as focus was shifted, the blue hues of a plated body were seen save for particular regions covered over in a tight fitting swatch of black material. 'Inviting' was a word lecherously slithering into his mind, causing him to recoil with a hiss sharply exhaling between his fanged ivories.
Why the hell was he thinking-- It didn't ever dawn on him what that blue insectoid looked like stripped down to only the barest essentials of clothing! Trying to dispel the image became a challenge in itself, unable to have the mere luxury of averting his eyes. Left with little to no option, the nearest boulder was targeted to ram his head through.
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Someone could probably choke on Broly's cock of he fucked their throats. It's a murder weapon.
I want to see what NSFW headcanons you have for my character. Go on anon if you’d like. Be as graphic or as vague as you want. If I like it, I’ll accept it.
Every part of him is a murder weapon.
11 goddamn inches in length, whoever is brave enough to try and let him fuck their throats better be prepared, especially when he's not being as gentle and wants to have his pleasure first. Probably wouldn't put it past him to enjoy inflicting breathplay if he's being sadistic.
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Congratulations all your muses are now 100% forklift certified 👍
Give the man who cannot see a certification to operate a forklift.. a stunning development surely. Should he consider this a feat of stupidity at its peak or a mere prank played on him for no better reason than having nothing else to do this day?
⥊ " If you insist.. "
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He didn't even use the forklift than his own tremendous power but no one saw him do it. Either way, he was bored enough to perform a 'earth job' for the hell of it.
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Who gives a falcon a forklift certificate.
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Stacks everything like a massive stack of cards.
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So long as it pays the damn bills.
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14 casualties, 23 injured.
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Easily the most boring job she's had to do but could be worse. She could absolutely have done it by herself with her brawn but apparently the lowly creatures of Earth seem to possess very little strength and have to rely on these machines to do the work for them.
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A necessary part to open the door to heaven.
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Meticulously trying to make everything be as perfect as possible while trying not to think about the many times he tried to win the crane game and kept coming up shorthanded with nothing but an empty claw.
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A worthless piece of paper. This world will bow down to the power of a new Saiyan empire and know to submit to its masters.
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In a matter of minutes, the full extent of his plot will unfold and it'll all look like a tragic accident while the master behind the strings remains in plain view. A treasure to obtain, the cure to his itch for a delightful slaughter burned beneath the composure of meticulous fingertips, laying the proverbial dominoes up to be knocked down at his own behest when the moment arrived to the slow ticking of the clock.
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This is not part of his usual duties but there could be some use to be had should the circumstance ever arise.
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Still can't win at the crane game.
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Go Broly Go Go menacingly gets closer and louder
" ...? "
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It's been too long. For her liking. She brought the biggest blanket she knew she had to keep him warmer, draping it over the brute.
It was quiet..
. Silent..
. Nothing but the air to his lungs and the quiet scampering of a smaller body daring to approach.
In the shadows of his home, blurry sight squinting at the harshness of the sunlight outside distorted the shadow that approached. Pupils constricted with the burning of light, his body unmoving as though they were weighed down by stones of monumental size.
It felt as though he had been slumbering for years..
Forgotten and abandoned to the jaws of the stone surrounding him.
Treasures of gold and gems, necessities of food and water, the rest were nothing more than temporary comforts or things he particularly wanted in those moments of setting his eyes upon. Yet all of it felt as though they were set on islands far out of his reach as he lay curled up on the mass of pelts offering a numb sensation of fur and hair against the exposed portions of his flesh. Each breath felt labored as the fog of his head dulled his senses, poisoning his mind to a degenerating haze.
Distortion brought the shadows to form an image he once knew.
Red bows, black hair.. the petite form..
. Mirin.
He could almost hear that voice asking if his head was too heavy again..
' Was something wrong..? '
. ' did he need anything..? '
And perhaps for a moment, his own nose fooled itself to smelling the sweetness of plucked flowers before it was stolen away like the final breath of life. Fresh meadows of emerald burned to ashen decay and the sight of that girl faded to the truth of snowy hair and black ears. Large eyes looked at him in a way he couldn't describe as his own lay in a jumbled confusion and disillusion to what he was seeing.
He didn't know how long he was slumbering or if he even closed his eyes at all. The passage of time went uncounted and he had no strength to get up or deny the blanket being pulled over his imposing form.
His body didn't feel as though it belonged to him, fingers flexing yet the sensation was lost to the static of his nervous system. Any moment he almost expected his father to come in, ordering him to go out and conquer another planet.
Watching his life play out behind the tight enclosure of his own mind, his body was a prison and a slave to the will of another to keep him tempered and docile.
Had he ever slept or was he caught in a state of only sleeping halfways..?
Each breath was a weight to endure as the beating of his heart felt as though it were trying to beat out of his chest. Waking himself up from his own paralysis felt impossible as his body did not respond. Something felt as though it were digging into his side, eating him from the inside and he was powerless to stop invisible teeth from gnawing further.
The frame of the Brute remained stationary, looking as though he simply had no desire to move out of bed and his eyes were glassy as they stared off beyond the sight of that wolf pup bringing the largest blanket she had.
The silence was deafening with only the hushed whispers of wind entering and exiting a larger set of lungs.
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TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF COCKTOBER‼️🎃🌑☠️👻 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS RIGHT? 😏😛🍆💦TAKING YOUR GIRL PUMPKIN PICKING AND UR GONNA PUMP HER WITH SOMETHING REAL NICE 🎃😛😛💦💦🍆. ENJOYING SOME DELICIOUS PUMP-CUM SPICE LATTES. ☕️ 🎃HORNY-WEENS ALL ABOUT BEING SPOOKY 👹👺SO GIVE YOUR GIRL THAT DICK 🍆🍆AND MAKE HER MOAN 💆LIKE A GHOST 👻. SEND THIS TO 20 OF YOUR SEXIEST 😛AND SPOOKIEST HOES 😍😍. IF YOU DON’T 🙅♂️GET 15 BACK THE GRIM REAPER’S ☠️GONNA FUCK YOU REAL GOOD WITH HIS SCYTHE ON WHORE-LOWEEN❗️❕❗️
He makes no further comment as he stares at the paper and tosses it away.
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"It's delicious..." He claims... trying to not succumb to the bitter taste of eating lemons, before Broly steals from him next!
He didn't have to do anything to elicit such an action. Broly knew not what went through that idiot's head but he wasn't about to stop the scene from playing out as he watched those fangs bite into the hardy flesh of the harsh citrus, crimson orbs locked with his own as that voice attempted to give an air of bravado with decreeing how the fruit was delicious. The Brute could only stand in place, tail flicking about as a building snicker threatened to burst from his maw in a cackle.
He is still going to steal but right now he wished he had a damned camera.
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It’s COCKtober 🍆🎃 u🇺🇸 know 😦what😦 that 😏means😏 👀👅 Dick sucking 🍆awareness month🈷️ 😯🙆🏼👅 time🕡 to remind all 👭😈 that love💛 that dick 🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦 THOT-O-WEEN 🎃is upon us🇺🇲 become the tru thot king👸👸!! BOO!! Sorry did I 😨scare 😨 you?? 🇮🇹it's🇮🇹🇮🇹 Cocktober 😈🌚 u🇺🇸 kno what😦 that 😏means 😏 SLUT-O-WEEN! back🔙 is the spookiest🏮 slut 🔛on 🔛 the block!!!! 🌚😈🔮💯 you've been visited by the thottie 👻 ghost‼‼ if u 🇺🇲 don't send this to 🔟 other thots💁🏽😩💋 you will 🉐get🉐 ❌NO DICK 🙅🏽✋🏽👋🏽 this Halloween 🎃😜😉Spread awareness of this joyous occasion by sending this to 🙆🏼👅 10🕙 of ur closest hoes! Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back: THICC DICC KING 💯👑👸‼️ Get 5️⃣ back: 🇺🇲u🇺🇲 gettin 💯the succ💦 tonite💦🌝 Get 0️⃣ back: no😣 🚫 succ for u🇻🇮🇻🇮 😭👻
The sheer AUDACITY to give him the curse of COCKtober.
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n'doul to broly & mauga rn
He will keep this in mind when he looks at large earrings in Earth culture.
" So you get around a lot, dont'chya? You got some mad game then for those girls to keep flocking to you. " The only reason he doesn't have bigger earrings is because they get caught too easily.
this is not how he planned his day to be.
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Is orphanedwolfandfriends still doing random fanart of Broly and herself?
( What's it to ya what they do? Genuinly curious why you're concerned over it. )
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