People who have loved a man & gotten hurt from it, raise your fucking hands.

“Silly mortals. All men are just trash.”

“Agreed!”

Sweet Family smiles

Vs... whatever the fuck is going on is going on here

A Mother & her Three Daughters

Their flags are the same as their eyes! Pretty right?

If woman evil, why pretty?(the updated addition)

I have this icon of Xena slapping the piss out of some bitch

Go honey

The Butterfly, The Blade, & The Bunny.

Not even Lucretia is brave enough to anger her mother, she might be the strongest daughter but... shush.

Xena's not stupid enough to push that button either.

Nope. Is baby.

If mom gets to go insane, so do they.

The three Dracul daughter’s ‘age rank’ is basically determinate by the order in which they were turned, regardless of their actual or physical age, though it just so happens to line up well with their physical ages. They also were all turned while they were standing at death’s door step. These are their backstories:

Lucretia was the first one turned by Suzan, at around 23 years old. She was the daughter of a poor man that lived on the island & was sold off to an rich, but abusive man who needed a 'tropey wife' at 16. She was supposedly being 'scouted' by her future husband as young as 14 however, as she remembers seeing her former husband's face years before their marriage. Her husband’s abuse eventually became to much, after the two of them got into an argument while they were headed home in their carriage, & she was thrown out of their carriage & left, now bruised & bloodied, to die. Suzan found Lucretia moments before she died, in which the dying girl begged the vampire queen to save her, swearing her life & loyalty to her in return.

Xena was the second one turned, on the day just after her 18th birthday. Xena came from a wealthy family on the island. She was the eldest of 5 children & the only girl, she was often the subject of bullying by her brothers, who treated her more as a object then a person. It was the oldest brother, the secondborn of the family & only but a year younger then Xena, whom had stabbed her one day in the chest when he learned that she was going to inherit the family’s wealth & not him; seeing her as nothing else but a obstacle in her path. He disposed of Xena’s body in a river at the back of their manorhouse, in which Suzan found her as she started floating down stream & saved her by turning her in the last possible moment. The experience also turned her hair white.

Fiona was the third one turned, at the young age of 12. Fiona was an ‘oopsy baby’ born to alcoholic father & enabling mother. Her father physically abused both Fiona & her mother regularly. It eventually reached a point where both Fiona & her mother would often have bones broken or open wounds. Eventually, it reached a boiling point, where the father finally snapped, beating his wife to death, before switching his unending rage towards his daughter. In the middle of such, is when Suzan showed up, alerted by the screaming, killing the father & saving Fiona from her wounds by turning her. Fiona doesn’t remember seeing her mother die, as her brain has blocked out the memory, & actually believes Suzan to be her real mother. Neither Suzan or the other two daughters have it in them to tell her the truth, so they allow her to continue to believe the lie.

As you can see, all of the daughter’s backstories involve being hurt & betrayed by men, so their obvious sexisms towards the male gender is a bit understandable, though still not mortally okay.

Hello, today we're starting off with another episode of 'if woman evil, why pretty?'

@xxlordalexanderxx said:

Pretty and knowledgeable in execution? I'm quite smitten~💕

"Some call it execution, some call it torture. I call it tenderizing & favorizing!"

"Xena, dear sister, you should not play with your food."

"Sister always loved a good heart for her drinks."

Xena looks not better, with a higher skirt, it plain to see the blood that goes up well past her knees, the same follows suit of her arms, near up to her shoulders, normally pale skin instead a bright red. Her mouth was no better, if she wore any lipstick before tonight's hunt, there would be no way to tell with the deep & large stain of blood that went from the bottom of her nose to under her chin. Clothes that were originally white held no trace of that color anymore, only red, a deep deep red. Made no better by the little shack flung over her shoulder, the same color as before mentioned now, droplets of the stuff seeping from the bottom.

"I prefer the kidneys & livers~ They get the most blood & are delightful with tea~"

May or maynot be on my vampire bs again because I have more icons of Xena now &

SHE IS ACTUALLY CAPABLE OF BEING PRECIOUS

"Ah... to dance with a beautiful woman in front of a mirror, & have only them be reflected in it's glass."

"It be nice to dance with anyone with some sense of grace."