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tangleweave · 15 days

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Which Of the TOS Crew Are You?

Beta Ray Bill's Incredibly Wrong Result:

CHEKOV(?!)

I won't lie - you're kind of a bastard, but you're also a genius (no wonder you're the youngest member of the bridge crew!). Even if you mess up sometimes, you remain confident and daring. You're probably a master at trolling. Some may find you annoying, but they're probably just jealous of your stunning hair and nationality.

"... When this device asked my name, I said Beta Ray Bill, not Peter Parker."

Tagged Demanded by: @mutiineer

Tagging: Nope, not gonna tag anyone for this one, I'm lying on the ground from the sheer wrongness.

#dash quizzes #mutiineer #muse: bill #{ DYING }#{ I am shook }#{ what in the name of Odin }#{ this is WRONG and it needs to know that it's WRONG }#{ yes I will now be peppering the tags with mun commentary like a choleric philistine }#{ there isn't a single bridge officer aboard Kirk's Enterprise LESS like Bill! }#{ bastard?! a bastard?! First off Chekov is charming and adorable and I'll have none of that libelous invective }#{ secondly Bill is beyond offended the notion the Last Son of Korbin is an unwanted child }#{ noble warrior - capable engineer - daredevil pilot... but NOT a genius }#{ Bill is the youngest aboard his ship because he's the ONLY CREWMEMBER }#{ messing up while being confident and daring is maybe the only thing Bill and Chekov have in common }#{ Bill doesn't even understand trolling most of the time! }#{ look at that majestic equine face and tell me this valiant Korbinite ANNOYS people! }#{ hair?! what hair?! }#{ legit this result would have been PERFECT for Spidey }#{ also the backhanded compliments toward Chekov feel even more cutting than the direct mockery }#{ was sarcasm also a Russian invention? }

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