Fandom: THEMIS AND ERICHTHONIS ARE THE BEST AND PROBABLY DATING! Me, in the background: ELIDIBUS STOLE ZENOS'S ASS! ITS THE ONLY THING THAT MAKES SENSE WHY HE IS CAKED UP LIKE A BAKERY EXPLODED ON SATURDAY NIGHT DURING STORMBLOOD AND THEN AFTER HE IS FLATTER THAN WISCONSIN! Roommate: It could of been the armor. Me: THEN WHY DID HE SHAVE ARDBERT'S GOATEE!? RHETORICAL QUESTION! HE DIDN'T SHAVE IT! HE STOLE IT! Roommate: I'm going to work. Me: HE STOLE ZENOS'S ASS!!!!!