#^^^^ this is why I cannot drink at the ren fest it’s bc I will try to climb onto the fucking jousting track like a drunk cis man at sports
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hrm.
i wanna talk abt boromir but unfortunately I am almost 2 drinks deep and I drank that 2nd one wayyyy too fast lmfao and my thoughts at th moment boiling down 2 I need to bite that man hard enough 2 bleed. marking my fucking territory
im just gonna sit here n wait 4 my fucjking tater tots
#SORRY. not really but also SORRY.!!!!#me every time w/oit fail: wow that first drink did jack shit. (does not consider he drank it slowly w/ food)#surely I can pound a 2nd alcoholic beverage wout consequences < famous last words#being abnormal abt boromir on main so I don’t start rambling abt Thee Knight and saying utterly deranged things abt a real human person#HE HAS NO ACTIVE SOCIAL MEDIA PRESENCE AND IM DERANGED ABT IT. AT LEAST IK THE OTHER KNIGHT I HAVE A CRUSH ON IS TAKEN!!!!!!#HE HASNT POSTED SHIT SINCE LIKE 2019 + ON FUCKING FACEBOOK NO LESS. SIR!!!!!!#I just wanna know if I can shoot my shot 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#^^^^ this is why I cannot drink at the ren fest it’s bc I will try to climb onto the fucking jousting track like a drunk cis man at sports
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