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Penelope: Some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today.
Dimitri, covered in ink: Well, maybe that squid was being a dick.
#incorrect quotes#sly cooper#[soliloqueue]#[totally correct]#[swimsuit schemin']#i love this duo wkfhhwhrh
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Dimitri: I look good for my age!
Penelope: You don't look good for any age.
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Penelope: Quick, to the Panic Room!
Dimitri: We don't have a Panic Room!
Penelope: ANY ROOM CAN BE A PANIC ROOM IF YOU PANIC HARD ENOUGH!
Dimitri: THEN CONSIDER THIS THE PANIC ROOM!!
#source: tumblr (modified)#[soliloqueue]#[totally correct]#sly cooper#incorrect quotes#[swimsuit schemin']#hmmmm... maybe ill do more b team shenanigans
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Penelope: Bentley's adorable.
Dimitri: He literally just murdered a man.
Penelope: I said adorable, not harmless.
#sly cooper#[soliloqueue]#[totally correct]#incorrect quotes#[great minds think alike]#[swimsuit schemin']
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Penelope: You look better with my glasses off!
Dimitri: You put your glasses back on and face the truth!
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Penelope: Gods dammit, Dimitri! I don't know what you did, but you go down and you apologize for whatever it was!
Dimitri: What?! I am not apologizing! Those assholes left me for dead!
Penelope: Did you fuck up?
Dimitri:
Dimitri: ...What even is fucking up really?
Penelope: AH! You fucked up!
#source: final fantasy 7 machinabridged#im almost there... almost done........#sly cooper#[soliloqueue]#[totally correct]#incorrect quotes#[swimsuit schemin']
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Penelope: Why can't we all just get along??
Dimitri: Because most of us are assholes, wisegal.
#i still havent played devils playhouse lol#source: sam and max#[soliloqueue]#[totally correct]#sly cooper#incorrect quotes#[swimsuit schemin']
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Penelope: I need some advice.
Dimitri, sipping wine and eating cheerios: You have come to the right guy.
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Dimitri: Happy Throwback Thursday! Here’s a throwback to when Penelope ate an entire tube of lipstick.
Penelope: But why would it be cherry-flavored if you can’t eat it?!
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Dimitri: Ah, but that was a mere child compared to this ferocious beast!
Penelope: "Ferocious beast"?
Dimitri: Run, wisegal, run! Fear the beast!
#source: sly cooper#do you think dimitri would do a shitty italian accent#sly cooper#[soliloqueue]#[totally correct]#incorrect quotes#[swimsuit schemin']
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Dimitri: PENELOPE! Tell her to go eat shit!
Penelope: Tell her yourself!
Dimitri: EAT SHIT, CONTESSA! FALL OFF A HORSE!
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Dimitri: Wisegal, as your best friend-
Penelope: Bentley's my best friend.
Dimitri: aS YOUR BEST FRIEND!
#source: how i met your mother#[soliloqueue]#[totally correct]#sly cooper#incorrect quotes#[swimsuit schemin']#[great minds think alike]
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Dimitri: Hey, we make a pretty good team!
Penelope: You were absolutely no help whatsoever.
#source: steven universe#sly cooper#[soliloqueue]#[totally correct]#incorrect quotes#[swimsuit schemin']
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Penelope: I knew this was a trap! Looks like I'm going to have to do some fast and furious hacking to shut down that gas before Dimitri's brain is turned into cheese!
Penelope: ...Well, more than it already is, anyway.
#source: sly cooper#sly cooper#[soliloqueue]#[totally correct]#incorrect quotes#[swimsuit schemin']#.........#lousteau gang au#shHHH dont worry about it
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Penelope: I feel like you think you have a lot to offer, and I want you to take this in the best way possible-
Dimitri: Okay.
Penelope: -You don't.
#source: fantasy high#i should rewatch fantasy high#[soliloqueue]#[totally correct]#sly cooper#incorrect quotes#[swimsuit schemin']
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Penelope: What are you drinking?
Dimitri: Vodka.
Penelope: Straight?
Dimitri: No, gay. Why?
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