Sometimes a ship is really good not because I want to see them kiss or whatever because I just want to see some absolutely unhinged nonsense. In a way that’s like. Fun.

Glados will never ever have a normal relationship with Chell but I do want to see her get drunk on intentionally downloaded malware and fill up Chells answering machine with increasingly deranged messages culminating in a hiccuping rendition of You Wouldn’t Know. Chell deletes them without listening.