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imagine not being obsessed with fictional dysfunctional siblings

     HE HELD THE   small baby in his arms, her eyes closed, looking smaller than she really was in his arms.     ❝     i think she’s sleeping.     ❞     his voice was low, so he wouldn’t wake her up, finally taking his eyes off their daughter   &   to gabriella, the biggest smile on his face as he shook his head, a certain amount of amazement in his voice when he spoke again.     ❝     gabs --- we did this. we made her.     ❞

     @walkavvay im still crying about her

when @dokuhebi​‘s oro or @xfaucheuse​‘s dani commits a Murder

nice to know that nick is actually just the whole history memes subreddit stuffed into a meat suit

5am and im awake.

owen wilson vc : wow !

tom hiddleston vc : shakespeare!

owen wilson vc : o wow

While Lexa excels with swords and other melee weapons, she is also an incredibly accomplished marksman (archery, throwing knives, you name it.)  In fact, the bow was her weapon of choice when she fought in her conclave. From early on, Lexa studied ancient forms of archery, including speed-shooting, which she could apply in battle.  She used the myth of bows being strictly long-ranged instrument to her advantage, and her opponents underestimated for skill and the versatility of the weapon. 

𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑  𝐅𝐋𝐀𝐖𝐒.

tagged  by  :  @billionarrow  ,  [  owen  wilson  vc  ]  wow  . tagging  :  ohhh  i’m  bad  at  this  .  all  of  you  .

𝐁𝐎𝐋𝐃  the  ones  that  apply  to  your  character. 𝑰𝑻𝑨𝑳𝑰𝑪𝑰𝒁𝑬  the  ones  that  sort  of  /  occasionally  apply.

 absent-minded  |  abusive  |  addict  |  aggressive  |  aimless  |  alcoholic  |  anxious  |  arrogant  |  audacious  (dvd)  |  bad  liar  |  bigmouth  |  bigot  |  blindly  obedient  |  blunt  |  callous  |  childish  |  chronic  heroism  | clingy  |  clumsy  |  cocky  |  competitive  |  corrupt  |  cowardly  |  cruel  |  cynical  (divad)  |  delinquent  |  delusional  |  dependent  |  depressed  |  deranged  |  disloyal  |  ditzy  |  egotistical  |  envious  |  erratic  |  fickle  |  finicky  |  flaky  |  frail  |  fraudulent  |  guilt  complex  |  gloomy  |  gluttonous  |  gossiper  |  gruff  |  gullible  |  hedonistic  |  humourless  |  hypochondriac  |  hypocritical  |  idealist  |  idiotic  |  ignorant  |  immature  |  impatient  |  incompetent  |  indecisive  |  insecure  |  insensitive  |  lazy  |  lewd  |  liar  |  lustful  |  manipulative  |  masochistic  |  meddlesome  |  melodramatic  |  money-loving  |  moody  |  naive  |  nervous  |  nosy  |  ornery  (dvd)  |  overprotective  (divad)  |  overly  sensitive  |  paranoid  |  passive-aggressive  |  perfectionist  |  pessimist  |  petty  |  power-hungry  |  proud  |  pushover  |  reckless  |  reclusive  |  remorseless  |  rigorous  |  sadistic  |  sarcastic  (divad)  |  senile  |  selfish  |  self-destructive   |  shallow  |  sore  loser  |  spineless  |  spiteful  |  spoiled  |  stubborn  |  tactless  |  temperamental  |  timid  |  tone-deaf  |  traitorous  |  nonathletic  |  ungracious  |  unlucky  |  unsophisticated  |  untrustworthy  |  vain  |  withdrawn  |  workaholic

anon who? anyways i followed almost in the speed of a shot arrow when i saw your cosmos is back & you followed me. when i SPRINTED to your pages, i instantly remembered how wonderful & nicely rendered you have written and explained her character with multiple facets, her quirks, her flaws, her melancholia, her / love /. i'm always grateful whenever someone picks up mysterious & barely explored characters as muses to flesh them out, so your portrayal was AND STILL IS a joy to have here ❤

☽ ⋮ ✫ ━  ❛ wuv me on off anon! ⋮ accepting.

taps mic hey do you know that i love one ( 1 ) steph that writes so well and breathes life into my favorite stupid nort?? i can’t believe you created, wrote, and designed him. i can’t believe kh has good writing now! *owen wilson vc* wow. ( stuffs nomura back into his belt fetish closet ) but to be serious for once: i love your blog? like a lot. A LOT LOT. you’re honestly currently one of my favorite writing partners and i love writing soft things for you because cosmos and archisei literally kill me on sight and i enjoy yelling about them + i appreciate how easily we can bounce wild ideas off each other so thanks for putting up with me yelling about them :’) also ( yeah I’M NOT DONE YELLING ABOUT YOU HUN!!!! ) i know you’ve mentioned your writing being nonsense and i’m here to tell ya....if your writing is nonsense than pump that ish right into my v e i n s. i want to eat, live, and breathe nonsense!!!!!

anyway, now that i’m off my soapbox: thank you for the ask!! i wuv u hehehe.

owen wilson vc: wow

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sighs why am i suddenly interested in famous in love .. like the actual plot outside of sofia ??? siGHS !!!! i hate b*lla th*rne somethin fierce but the way rainer look at paige ?????????????? [owen wilson vc] wow

i’m bibi and welcome 2 my awful introduction

can i start off by sayin this girls name is josefina mariá ruiz-vázquez because most latinx parents are extra & we gotta pay for it lmfao but literally just call her joey pls ( or my fave, honey badger, cuz those little shits are fighty af even when they against someone bigger & that is... her )

now that’s out of the way, here’s my gal’s backstory ,, buckle up bc it’s a ride

although her birth certificate says she was born to adriana ruiz & matías vázquez, josefina never knew her mother. adriana was only 19 when she had josefina. a baby, in her mind, ruined all her years of planning... but it helped her sleep better knowing said baby would go to family, instead of foster care ( even if after realizing the father lived in a trailer on the southside of town, the uneasiness she was raised with didn’t fall short. )

nevertheless, adriana knocked loudly on the door and prayed that he would take in their daughter --- more so, he actually bothered to read the note she neatly tucked into the pristine baby blanket

ofc matías, who was like nine years older than adriana to begin with, was like ??? tf is this and how do i turn it off ??? make it stop crying ??? wh a t??? i somehow managed this once before, do i really gotta do it agAIN i am Tired ,,,

THUS THE STORY OF HOW HE GOT ANOTHER ONE OF HIS CHILDREN

oh yes, there’s more. an eight year old son who already lived with him, and unbeknownst to him, two more baby boys* born vaguely around the same time josefina was. let’s just say matías was a v busy man who only had to deal with two of the four. *owen wilson voice* wow

* also those two baby boys,,, also half brothers,,, and the ones mentioned in her secret / what’s been used to blackmail her so i’m gonna b hella vague ab them cuz i’m gonna likely b putting them as wc SO lmfao

matías wasn’t a bad dad... he just... had a lot of issues. but, those issues caused luís --- the eldest of the vázquez kiddos --- to often look after josefina when their dad couldn’t. being eight years older made it easier as they grew up, but when joey was a smol baby it was v difficult

it wasn’t a secret that their dad was/still is a serpent, but when luís was deemed old enough for his own initiation, he followed in the footsteps. “it’s in our blood,” they both told joey, on multiple occasions. and she really started to believe it.

despite being vivacious & kind of a breath of fresh air, a young josefina usually found herself in company that would have made her mom, if she were around, disapprove. if adriana kept her, there would be no doubt she would’ve done anything to keep her daughter away from anyone/anything associate with the southside ( a mistake she knew she made herself, after becoming briefly involved with matías )

it was only a matter of time before joey was inaugurated herself.

being fifteen at the time & as bold as ever, she didn’t quite understand why luís practically dragged her away from the wyrm in a fit of rage --- she knew what she was doing, she was “old enough” to do the serpent dance

she obviously wasn’t, but you know fifteen year olds thinking they own the fuckin world etc

even got her serpent tattoo on her hip wow she literally said fuck it to her brother & did it all anyway i can’t bELIEVE it def lead to somewhat of a fallout between them, bc like “you’re a child....pls sit down and do normal teenager things” BUT IT’S ALL A BIT HYPOCRITICAL BECAUSE HE WASN’T MUCH OLDER WHEN HE JOINED AS WELL damn

so at age 26 now luís is STILL no.1 concerned father figure to his baby sis especially w/ everything that’s happened & still happening & he’s just,, he’s getting early grey hair bc of her i swear lmao 

BUT MORE AB HER OK SHE’S AN ANGRY CHILD :/ SMOL AS HECK THO

she prob fought BOTH her other half brothers & didn’t even know!!! They related!!! Cuz fuck ghoulies they TRASH ( and she will ,,, be the first to shout it as loudly as possible oops sorry fam ) & i feel like the northsider brother would b stuck-up so ksdjfnhjdkm Y E A h

when i say smol i mean SMOL she only 5 foot :(( pocket sized 

LOVES DOGS!!! she got so attached to hot dog she cried

speaking of crying, ya girl is an angry crier oops again

“i swing both ways” / “are you bi?” / “well yes but also i mean i can swing both ways violently with a baseball bat, so---”

she,,, ain’t a bad person tho ,, she just has a lot of misplaced aggression at times & with the family situation coming to light/being blackmailed it’s like wow fuck thIS

and she hates math w/ a passion but like same so i relate u know ,, she an art & history hoe aka two things that ain’t gonna help her w/ shit out of school 

ALSO DON’T THINK I FORGOT AB OUR GIRL’S MOM ADRIANA HAHA OH MAN turns out adriana ruiz is now adriana ortiz & is a police officer :)))))) that’s fun !!! just imagine that initial reunion gosh ...

adriana vc: oh my small daughter i’m so sorry joey vc: fuck ur apology i don’t wANT IT LIKE U DIDN’T WANT ME

overrated asshole who deserves to be punched more.

*owen wilson vc* wow

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