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luminarai · 16 days

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Most people will tell you that giving your pets any kind of medication in pill form is an absolute nightmare, meanwhile I have the exact opposite problem.

A friend of mine was watching my cat Mim while I was travelling this weekend and when he went to split her weekly allergy pill (made to split into 4 small pills when you press down on it with a finger) to give her the usual 1/4, he fumbled it and sent it skittering across the floor where my ridiculous pill-loving menace of cat immediately gobbled down the whole thing, leading to me receiving a panicked phone call at 11 pm from said friend who was understandably freaking out (everyone’s fine, a single high dose won’t cause any problems as long as it’s just this once).

Behold: the villain herself, basking in the success of her crime (she’d be planning her next pill-related heist but, as you can see if you look closely, there’s there’s nothing but elevator music behind those eyes)

#cecil blogs her life #Mim the cat #cats of tumblr #black cats #we were just settling down for sleep when he called too and I was SO confused bc I’d prepared the pills beforehand so for a moment #I thought he might have grabbed the calming pills she gets for new years that she also gets 1/4 of so I was almost #freaking out right alongside of him but thankfully it was the allergy pills #he just hadn’t seen the little plastic thing I’d put out with them inside #it was actually both him and his gf cat sitting so they kept and extra close eye on her and spent even more time with her the rest of the #weekend - and Mim who’s a total attention hog just lapped it all up #pretty sure she thought it was a reward lmao

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jedi-starbird · 4 months

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Time Travel is my favourite trope and I think we need more fics where both Obi-Wan AND Qui-Gon time travel together because no matter when they get sent it's chaos. They're saving the galaxy and being physic flash-bangs to everyone around them.

like before Bandomeer?

The entire council is baffled to watch as Qui-Gon 'never taking a padawan again' Jinn has suddenly cut off his post-Xanatos depression tour to return to the temple and beeline to the creche with a frantic energy. His wild eyes immediately single out a fluffy, red-haired initiate.

"You." he exhales with a pointed finger, slightly ominous as he towers over the child. Said child starts vibrating with delight. "Me." he agrees, launching himself at the man. Qui-Gon drops to his knees with a thud that cannot be healthy. Obi-Wan's attempts to clamber into Qui-Gon's robes and maybe onto his shoulders is thwarted by the fact that Qui-Gon's massive hands are cupping Obi-Wan's tiny squishy cheeks. He stares at the initiate for a few minutes with an intensity that is starting to worry people.

Finally, "You're so small." Qui-Gon sounds like he might cry.

'What the fuck?' Plo Koon projects at Mace.

"I'm 9! That tends to be the case!" the child chirps back.

"You're nine." Oh. Ah. Qui-Gon's eyes are distinctively misty. He squishes the boy in a hug so hard he squeaks. Mace makes a series of gestures that imply the need for a head-scan. Depa obligingly drifts off towards the halls. Qui-Gon scoops the child up onto his hip and claims him as his padawan on the spot. The assorted council members and creche-masters burst into noise. Mace tells Depa to bring some space ibuprofen as well.

after Naboo?

Anakin is a little apprehensive of his place in both the order and Obi-Wan's life, but then one day Obi-Wan wakes up and is suddenly a lot less sad in the force?? In fact, if Anakin didn't know better he'd say he was almost giddy, but he's watched Obi-Wan try to pretend his world hasn't fallen apart for the past few months so it can't be that, right? And um, Miss Bant? He knows grief is a funny thing that affects people differently but he's pretty sure 'massive mood swing' and 'having full conversations with invisible people' is not...great? and you said to tell you if Obi-Wan got really weird in any way.

Anyway after a lot of medical exams, intense consultation with the archives, and a couple exorcisms, Anakin ends up being raised by his 'real' master and his ghost master. He is far more well adjusted emotionally and far less well adjusted for what counts as normal people behavior(not talking to thin air). When questioned on this, all he ever says is that he's talking to Qui-Gon. Isn't he...dead? Well, yes. Wait, he's a ghost? Ghosts are real? ...Well this ghost is real.

This starts a great number of existential crises among non-force sensitives and incredibly heated theological arguments amongst the Jedi. Whenever Obi-Wan is questioned on this, all he ever says is some variation of "the force got to know him for 5 seconds and kicked him back out." Mace backs him up on this even though that reasoning is technically blasphemous. Qui-Gon is having the time of his un-life. He's ascended to his final form, his sheer existence is a heresy, this is truly all he has ever aspired towards.

the Clone Wars?

The minute they get dropped back Qui-Gon immediately goes and haunts the shit out of Dooku. They have a signed terms of surrender and promise of info on the Sith Lord within the year. Only half of it is because Qui-Gon's giving Dooku complexes that are only perceptible to shrimp, the other half is because they now have a ghost spy that is not bound by the laws of physics nor spacetime.

Obi-Wan only nominally pays attention to this as he immediately goes and implements his 19 step seduction plan with Cody (he had to focus on something on Tatooine to pass the time). It fails. Spectacularly. Publicly. Ah right. Tatooine was not exactly the height of his sanity. Everyone in the GAR and temple is now riveted by High General and Councilor Obi-Wan Kenobi's attempts to go on a date with his Commander, who bats him away him like a particularly annoying stray and seems one bouquet of cactus away from committing mutiny. Anakin is worrying if it means his master knows about his secret marriage and this is some sort of really weird power play. (It is, but not in the way he thinks)

The next time Dooku goes after Obi-Wan, Qui-Gon spends a good few months appearing tear-stained at the edge of Dooku's perception and only communicating in terrible wails and discordant mutterings of 'padawan. my padawan. my little one.' 24/7.

"Wait, you're annoying Dooku into surrendering?"

"Oh no Anakin, we're crushing his psyche like a bug. :)"

#everyone feel free to use these i crave more time travel fics #the sheer power qui gon would have as a fully communicating force ghost before and during the clone wars is astounding #qui gon with baby obi wan is like inconsolable sobs cause he never saw him this small and then his life was so sad and he couldnt even hug #him on tatooine but now look at his boy!!! so small and huggable!!!!#they absolutely weaponise baby obi against others his wet cat eyes are 1000% stronger now #they drop him in dookus lap like look grandpadawan:)#if you hold the grandpadawan maybe your sith behaviour will calm down :/#anyway them together is like they throw enough bullshit into the air to blind everyone while they speedrun important changes in the back #after naboo is like everyone offering obi wan condolences and obi responding yeah im going to need them the fucker wont stay down #star wars #obi wan kenobi #qui gon jinn #qui gon and obi wan #fic ideas #time travel shenanigans #codywan #anakin skywalker #disaster lineage #count dooku

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dykemd · 4 months

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the best thing about having a little pet in ur house is that one day u will do some random silly thing w them without knowing it will become their favorite thing n now u have to do it everyday otherwise they get upset

#my cat running in front of me n putting his ass in the air so i can spank it he will do this multiple times during the day #my other cat holding me hostage on the toilet so he can take his morning nap on my lap

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mmmairon · 4 months

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All patched up

#i feel crazy bc I’ve been trying to draw this mf for months #but nothing felt sufficient #i knew exactly what he had to look like but nothing came out close until now #Kit’s wrio destroyed me i see him every night when i close my eyes 😊#Wrio’s the typa guy who's in his late 40s #gets home by 7pm after his prison work to pet his black and white spotted cat #and watch tv while sipping his favorite earl grey tea #he’s just missing a soft and loving wife to dote on him …….. me #ok lmfao that’s enough goodbye #wriothesley #genshin #genshin impact #him looking up at me as i ask to sit on his lap to eat my cookies

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hyunpic · 5 months

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#hyunjin #skz #stray kids #bystay #gifs #if i was a cat i would be sitting on his lap rn and purring.

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impromptu-sketches · 1 year

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WE’VE BEEN BLESSED!!!!!! 。゜゜(´Ｏ`) ゜゜。

#buddy daddies #ARE YOU KIDDING ME WITH THESE #THEY'RE MATCHING #THE BOWS #THE BUNNIES #THE CAT IN BOWL SHIRTS #MIRI IS SO FREAKING ADORABLE #EVERYONE'S ADORABLE #I ALMOST CAN'T HANDLE THIS LEVEL OF CUTENESS #ON HIS LAP #THEY'RE LITTLE SOCKS #KAZUKI'S FACE...I...I...#CAN I GET THESE FRAMED????#THE TINY BOW ON REI THOUGH... SO TINY #HOW DO THEY KEEP GETTING CUTER???#CAN WE HAVE ANOTHER ONE OF THEM ALL TOGETHER PLEASE #CAN THESE ALL BE IN THE LAST EPISODE THOUGH IN LIKE A CUTE FUTURE MONTAGE OR SOMETHING #anime

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deltoidlover · 27 days

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gordon freeman with a cat :)

#half life #half life 2 #my art #gordon freeman #half life fanart #CAT #photoshoot but then they put a random ass cat on his lap #smile for once in your life jesus christ

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llamagoddessofficial · 7 months

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Hey got more aggre guy questions with you hehehe :D

How would you know if any of them had a crush on you?

Hehe... a classic cute question.

Sans: The absolute most difficult to tell. He just acts like a close pal. Honestly, if you're not Papyrus, it's near impossible to know how Sans is genuinely feeling. This guy is a master at disguise. The signs are ridiculously covert- how many words he uses in his texts, which eye he most frequently winks at you with, the kinds of jokes he uses, which side of you he sits on. He gets slightly jealous of people you like, and expresses that with veeeery subtle coldness toward them. To Papyrus Sans is outrageously flirting, and to you he just said 'heh, i'm gonna steal that joke'.

The most reliable sign that he likes you, is he would rather be with you than without you. He messages you when he's bored, when he's got a day off he asks if you want to come over and hang out together. He's casually affectionate with you; with everyone else he's very physically guarded, not really allowing any prolonged contact, but he'll sit close enough for your knees to touch and lean on your shoulder. When he's sleepy, he'll just put his head in your lap.

If at any point you're actually starting to suspect that Sans has a crush on you (ie you catch him lightly blushing or looking at your hand like he wants to hold it) that means he's already fully in love with you. If it's obvious enough for you to tell, he's planning to spend the rest of his life with you.

Red: Red is also pretty difficult to tell. Not as hard as Sans, though. He's highly flirtatious in general, but even more so with people he's physically interested in. Sometimes, it can be hard to know if he's just a super flirty guy in general, or if he genuinely really likes you.

When he's in love he switches between totally forgetting to flirt (he's thinking about more than just sleeping together) and acting more like himself, then panicking that you won't like his real self and becoming EXTRA flirtatious and swaggery. He instinctively wants you to see the real him, and like him... but he's also terrified of you not liking the real him, so he clams up and tries to play the part of the big sexy badboy that everyone else seems to like so much more. The longer he likes you the more he eases. If at any point you find out he needs glasses, or that he quit smoking out of fear that it'd impact your lungs, that's a sure sign he's fallen for you.

Another reliable tell is jealousy. Red doesn't get jealous a lot, because usually he doesn't really care all that deeply about his flings. If he shows jealousy about who you're with, it's a big flag that his feelings run a lot deeper than he wants to admit.

Skull: Skull isn't difficult at all. It will be loud & clear that he likes you. Nonstop staring, intense blushing at the slightest interaction, he drops/breaks things a lot because he's distracted just looking at you. His brain -> mouth filter vanishes, he'll be completely silent except to blurt out things like "you're so pretty" and "i like your smell". Before he drums up the courage to start talking to you properly he might even come across as a bit creepy and overwhelming, given his size and strength, the intensity of his feelings, and his love language being staring.

Papyrus usually comes very in handy. He makes Skull seem less intimidating by providing the cute real reasons for Skull's bizarre behaviour around you. He can be a great translation service for his brother- when Skull mumbles something totally unintelligible to you because you make his brain stop working, Papyrus can step in. He's also great at getting that perfect balance between encouraging his brother, and stopping him from crossing any lines; he'll help Skull approach you at a house party without teleporting somewhere completely random out of nervousness, but he'll also dispense helpful advice such as "PERHAPS YOU SHOULD INTRODUCE YOURSELF BEFORE YOU TELL HER YOU WANT TO HAVE KIDS WITH HER."

#llamagines #when sans has feelings for you he always finds some way to nap around you #you sit down for 20 seconds and he teleports onto the couch beside you #its like when you realise your cat has somehow made its way onto your lap without you noticing #except you realise hes been snoozing with his legs over yours for like half an hour

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owlpellet · 7 months

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hi is anyone in st paul missing the sweetest cat on planet earth because i think the cat distribution system misfired

#literally brought me to tears how sweet this cat is #he crawled in my lap instant baby #he has a little white bowtie on his chest #about 6 months old i would say #not chipped not fixed but has indent of a collar #we posted him on local pages #st paul #twin cities

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angelxd-3303 · 7 months

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If I had a nickel for every time 2023 had me shipping a blonde with family issues and soul crushing expectations with a sad man wit the biggest, wettest puppy eyes ever... I'd have two nickels.

Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, right?

Please let this poor man sleep.

#traditional art #fnaf movie #fnaf movie vanessa #fnaf movie mike #fnaf movie abby #fnaf #Vanessa showed Mike human kindness and now he and his sis are her problem #she fed the stray cat and he brought his baby sibling to her door lol #she definitely lets mike sleep in her lap.#also references to goldenheart bc those idiots livebin my head rent free

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trustymikh · 1 year

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All pokemon exist for team Rocket’s use, he says. They are simply a tool, he says

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royalarchivist · 2 months

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Pac: Oh, Nenê... How cute... 🥺💕

After dying to an atomic creeper in a cave and stressing over potentially losing all his items, Pac returns home to set his spawn and receives a sweet surprise:

His cat falls asleep on top of him and purrs when he goes to bed :')

#QSMP #Pactw #Pac #March 28 2024 #I had the exact same reaction as Pac my heart frickin melted THIS IS SO CUTE.... AND THE PURRING.... MY HEART #I desperately wish Pac got to hang out with Madagio (in his cat-form)#because cats clearly adore Pac just as much as he loves them #Maybe in an alternate universe Madagio spent a day with Pac #And in that time he learned why Fit came to care for this man so much #I don't need more WIPs on my plate but I am Pondering the idea #If the cat-hybrid Cellbit thing was canon I could crack a joke about the ''cats clearly adore Pac just as much as he loves them'' thing #but alas #For real though lock Madagio in a room with Pac for 12 hours and he'll leave being grudgingly charmed by him #aghhhh #Anyways this is so cute #but also really sad #because how many times do you think Pac's been in his room depressed over his missing son / friends / roommate #only to have his cats burrow under his arm and nudge their way onto his lap?#Don't get me started I'm feeling Emotional about cubito Pac lately

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spourtneys · 4 months

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theyre so funny. manspreading x daintily crossed legs a dynamic of all time to me spencer's his little guy they're carrying him around in their pocket so he can see the world

#spourtney #smoshblr #hilarious i could write a thesis on this its their natural state of being.#hot baddie w the soul of a loserboy and loserboy that sits on her lap like a cat. i believe that #also spencer w his favorite jacket in almost all of these the autism is strong in this one #smosh rpf

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cry-ptidd · 2 months

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Cuddling & actual intimacy

#he's fidgeting with Anderson's cross bc he's flustered and tries to play it off btw #hellsing #alucard #alexander anderson #andercard #my art #i just need alucard to be shown some love yknow #Anderson is absolutely NOT the sanest person out there but he's damn good at comforting people #his dad instincts are top tier #hc that alucard always tries to scoot in ppl's laps like a cat #the ones he's obsessed with at least #(ie Integra and Anderson)#my most beloved problem

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solargeist · 1 month

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evoau grian hating how he was treated by the watchers vs him liking when scar spoils him

#what family trauma does to a mf #him being quite affectionate with his friends #his idea of affection is climbing mumbo tho. on tha shoulders #but he almost turns into a cat around scar. sits on his lap. likes his back scratched or hair messed with #these r private moments tho. vulnérable !!

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gremliinsart · 5 months

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Your bubble propoganda came in the form of putting him in a letter with cute decor, glitter, stickers, stamps, and cursive, and slipping him under my door.

I grieve the timeline where you never drew Carnival Bubble. I would be absolutely DEVASTATED if he never made it in the au... IM SO SORRY IVE COME TO LOVE HIM SO MUCH... CAINE WOULD N O T BE THE FUCKING SAME IN HIS WRITING WITH OUT HIM.

Wehehe 💖💖 I gave you an offer you couldn't refuse >:3

It always makes me happy seeing people in the comments going "BUBBLE IS SO CUTE!!" Everytime I see a drawing of Carnival Bubble I kick my feet and giggle and point and go "Ahaha! I did that!" It always brightens my day UwU

I have partly to thank my sibling who encouraged me to DIY my own Carnival Bubble after I was in shambles to see my favorite little guy missing from the line up

Anyway enough rambling I'M EXCITED TO SEE WHAT YOU DO WITH THEM I KNOW YOU GOT SOMETHING PLANNED I KNOWWWW 🫵

BUBBLE LOVERS REJOICE!! WE'RE IN THE GOOD TIMELINE!! YIPPIE!!

#Listen I'm of the opinion that if your au doesn't have Bubble then WHAT'S 👏 THE 👏 POINT 👏/j #...or am I #I'm glad you came to love them as much as I do because tbh they were a very self indulgent design #listen it's my brand at this point. I see something that could use more pink and hearts and I do it!!#I'm such a lovecore ass bitch what can I say?#and again I'm always a sucker for a main character with a little buddy who's their best friend 💖#Caine deserves a little guy who follows him around and shows him funny cat videos on YouTube ok?#sits in his lap like a dog and talks about the history of cotton candy y'know?

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