❝   thank   you   for   picking   me   up,   i   didn't   know   who   else   to   call.   i   lost   my   phone,   i   think   in   a   ditch   somewhere.   ❞

closed starter delivered to @whorifics

❝   ted   is   staying   late   at   the   office   tonight,   he   might   even   end   up   sleeping   there   to   make   sure   he   gets   everything   done   by   the   morning.   you   should   stay   over —   tell   your   husband   we're   having   a   girls   night.      ❞

closed starter delivered to @haloruined

closed  starter  delivered  to  @haloruined​

              ❝   ted   is   staying   late   at   the   office   tonight,   he   might   even   end   up   sleeping   there   to   make   sure   he   gets   everything   done   by   the   morning.   you   should   stay   over,   tell   your   husband   we're   having   a   girls   night.      ❞

✉     closed  starter  delivered  to  @dismaltouch

❝   that   shouldn't   have   happened,   i   can   only   imagine   how   freaked   out   you   are.   ❞

females pt. 1