#> catholics: could a lesser denomination steal all this stuff? colonize all this land? huh? wait no don’t look too close | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

cutevirgo · 3 years

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almost posted a spicy christian denomination superiority joke that made myself laugh because i’m zooted and the petty historical shit was one of the most interesting parts of the forced daily theological classes and thought perhaps this is one for the draft file baby. but not this one :)

#p #order should go superiority > the american‘Christianity’ sects need more holy trinity & spirit > baby jesus (maybe) > how’s protestantism #trying to act like an equal when it’s 80 infighting raccoons in one trench-coat > but actually eastern ortho has got the bid for tree trunk #> catholics: could a lesser denomination steal all this stuff? colonize all this land? huh? wait no don’t look too close #if u can’t tell i was raised in a catholic education system. which was like a big system very tradition #but i didn’t do it! just this. somehow better?

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