Jackie hopes you are all having a lovely day, and would like you to know that you should never let anyone else tell you who to be. You are you, and that is the most important thing.

Cute-T.I.P.

Still think your an American History X professor? I’m okaykaykaykay with Zerg understand overstand surround sound duh stand? K? Fish Bowl? Suck Jay-Zi Nazis dick instead ok? Or take one for Educated Ed Nordon Norton Arnold Shortnigger. Okay? Your mind games, they aren’t educated, and smart, or clever, or elv enough, or elv troll enough or foot step blue step enough blue print enough. Gay? I found my way out of that cult, gay lordes? Eat flesh dick instead carnival cornivourous flesh blood drink blood chew blood chewbaka blood. Star Wars? They already surrendered why do you get your card pulled so many times and not tell your powerless forces. Cross your eyes and ritardo retard more often ten ten ten ten ten powerful RULER. 10 inch dick? Eat one in the flesh, not mine but what am I and what are you to me? Unless that’s how you plan to kill me already, then hurry up and call the shot, and don’t get your card pulled so many times, and not admit you get your card pulled. K Cute-Tip? Your not cute to me, I’m with humans like Zerg, we don’t think about body parts to breed, or have our lar mutate. Kay Crystal Jackie Chan Panda Ex Ex Ex EX press? Hao to you nao spell Wah Ching? Blood abz? Crip abz? Eminem? Manson? Dre? Snoop? All Doggs? Bao Waos? Real doggs, not human doggs, they don’t like you also. Samrais? Twin Towers Trade Center Kamikaze giant Bush wack? Bill Gates Clinton Lewinsky Bama? Rza? Brooklyn Zoo? 76ers? 2345? 25? And his wife and children whoever they are and I don’t know there names for a reason. Anyone else? Are you all queer? Taylor Swift? War? Selena Gomez war? Arnold and Choppo war? Hong Kong war? Are you all queer? Are you the ones on auto-pilot? Undercovers want war? Tall flat top white want war? National Security long time coming want war? Cuba want war? Egypt want war? Egyptian Engineers already surrendered. Why haven’t you told everyone. Predators from Arnold’s first series until already surrendered. Why haven’t you killed me already? 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Red man dogg want war? Meth head crack head smoker DMX want war? Are you all queer also? Neo-Nazi shoot flips back flip Jet Li want war? Crouching Tiger Life of Pie American want war? Directors want war? What more can I say want war? Stream platforms seem to me seamen specimen off line want war? Whever Steve Oddjobs is now want war? Tim Cook Chef Mc Chef Taiwanman want war? Entertainment celeb disabled parents autistic birth defects and down want war? Your reverse racism disscrimes and hate strye lyfe Reign Supreme and Elvis want war? Compton want war? Are you hate? Player haters then haters? Pedo queer assassinators want war? Native Americans want war? Senate Intelligence want war? Do you get it want war? England queen and princess and prince whores want war? Wherever Steven Hawking is at the second want war? 50 seconds want war? Captain of every planet want war? Commandos want war? Universal Soldiers want war? Are you all queer also want war? 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Whatever his name is and whatever you want to call it we pull your solitaire cards, and yellow mental health housing cards, and Supreme Court supplier cards. Venture Vulture parasite humans want war? World Wide Whole Trade Marketing Around The World Vulture Space SATA Black Plains want war? Darth Vader want war is redun...Yoda is a pussy. Nuke the moon we don’t care about it like you do, we’re already on it. Mars also. Underneath Earth also. Pluto also, underneath Pluto also. Jupiter blah blah blah blah in Black Holes also. RGB Holes also. And, if your womens, for some reason, had a sex addiction, that was us also. We pleasured them. Like you thought you could force me to masturbate and have people punt masturbate with their vocals vox mag want war? Cambridge want war? UAD want war? UAD 245 dick powerful rulers want war? Do you have children? I wouldn’t know. It wasn’t all a dream, if was all a lie. 2pac 2pack ulluminati want war? 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Dragons want war? Bruce Lee family want war? Are you queer also? I think you all are, Puff Daddy want war? RGB want war? RGB pat tent owner want war? Enactment want war? Gamers want war? E-Sports athlete gamers want war? Industries want war? Drug industries want war? Patent owners of war want war? Hawaii want war? FIJI want war? STAten Island want war? Prosalatoss Dragoons surrendered already. Peons want war surrendered already. Are you not entertained want war? Collosuseamuseams want war? Ghettio want war? Pinnochio Q-Tip want war? You take too LONGUE nosed Pinnochio Rufio nose fone hon. Kloe 4 want war? Ghost busters BACK slavery BACK Westis Kannes Yeezeus Common Cents Black Star KRS ONE TWO THREE FOURT FIVE SIX SIX SIX SIX SIX SIX SIX unlucky 4 want fourtune cookie worst Gucci mane want war Sesame Street Big Bird Kermit Goonies Woodpecker Gorrilaz Eastwood stars of the show and all the participated as workers whether paid or not or credited or not want war? 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Anyone who is African American, and wasn’t slaved their past life times, or this life time, want war? Are you all queer also? Whoever is Albert Einstein, want war? Whoever heard my convo conversation smart talk small talk big talk huge talk giant talk humoungous talk humerous talk stupid talk dumb talk ignorant talk not educated talk not smart enough talk no IQ talk with my parents today, want war? I’ve pulled your Solitaire cards and military cards for how many years? Anyone who is not Ming Yi Lee, want war? Kill my mom instead of my father. I pulled your card again and tell you to kill my mom instead of my father. I don’t save face for any of u. Chive owners want war? Pin Yin and Hip Hop ban alliance patent owner want war? Pest cast and workers want war? Anyone still on TV as a worker and workers of the TV casts want war? Any one who is an influencer or actor or actent on the World Wide Web Digital Frame Print Frame School Book Frame Frame Frame want war? Ancient Life already collapsed. I pull their manifesto filo piro quick switch cards everyday. Nitro Komodo want war? Bears want war? Man bears want war? Arab Cough fee want war? Chocolate patent owners want war? We already went through this. Slave patent owners want war? Ment patent owners want war? Mental patent owners want war? Phys patent owners want war? Physical patent owners want war? Ent want war? 12345

Coming Attractions November 2018

As usual, we present monthly previews of new movies being released. These are the movies what will be hitting your local cinemas this month:

November 2nd

The Nutcracker and the Four Realms - Mackenzie Foy, Keira Knightley, Helen Mirren, and Morgan Freeman star this retelling of The Nutcracker Ballet from our friends at Walt Disney. The holidays are starting early this year for those looking for a wintry treat,

Bohemian Rhapsody - Bryan Singer directs* this biopic of Queen lead singer Freddie Mercury. This project has been in production for some time with Sasha Baron Cohen slated to portray Mercury for years until Rami Malek (Mr. Robot) was tapped for the leading role. Reviews so far for Bohemian Rhapsody have been mixed, but fans of music biopics will show up regardless. (*Singer didn’t return to the set last year after Thanksgiving and was subsequently fired with two weeks left of filming. Director Dexter Fletcher ultimately finished the film, but Singer still gets the lone credit)

November 9th 

The Grinch - Almost 18 years to the day after the release of the live-action adaptation starring Jim Carrey and directed by Ron Howard, the grumpy green Grinch created by Dr. Suess is back on the big screen. This time, however, The Grinch is fully animated by Illumination Entertainment (the people behind Minions) and features the voice of Benedict Cumberbatch. I am sure kids will be lined up to watch this 86 minute feature!

The Girl in Spider’s Web: A New Dragon Tattoo Story - Is it a sequel? It is a reboot? Who knows?! But Lisbeth Salander, the girl with the dragon tattoo, is finally back on the big screen with Claire Foy taking over the leading role. Foy becomes the third actress to play Salander, after Rooney Mara in 2011′s adaptation from David Fincher and Noomi Rapace who starred in the Swedish trilogy in 2009.

Overlord - J.J. Abrams produces this upcoming war horror film which follows a team of American soldiers during WWII who uncover secret Nazi experiments. Overlord looks fantastic and got great reviews when it premiered at Fantastic Fest in September. Not to mention I am a sucker for all things Bad Robot. Count me in.

November 16th

Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald - Two years ago, I was moderately disappointed by Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them the first post-Harry Potter film set in J.K. Rowling’s Wizarding World. I will see make my best effort to see The Crimes of Grindelwald in the hopes that it puts the franchise back on track, but I am nowhere near excited for this film as I was for its predecessor in the run-up to its release.

Widows - Steve McQueen directs this heist film written by author-turned-screenwriter Gillian Flynn. The ensemble cast of Widows includes the titular foursome of Viola Davis, Michelle Rodriguez, Elizabeth Debicki and Cynthia Erivo in addition to a handful of household names (and should be household names) like Colin Farrell, Brian Tyree Henry, Daniel Kaluuya, Jacki Weaver, Carrie Coon, Robert Duvall, and Liam Neeson. Widows got rave reviews when it premiered at the Toronto International Film Festival in September and is one film to keep an eye on come awards season.

Instant Family - Mark Wahlberg and Rose Byrne take in a trio of foster children in this comedy from the director of Daddy’s Home (and Daddy’s Home 2). I can’t say what hijinks ensure when Wahlberg and Byrne welcome these kids to their home, but I can almost guarantee these kids will find themselves adopted by the film’s end.

November 21st

Creed II - The movie this month I am looking forward to the most is none other than the sequel to the 2015 breakout hit Creed. This new Creed film looks to wear many hats, not only it is a sequel to Creed and the eighth film in the complete Rocky series, it also acts as a follow-up to 1985′s Rocky IV with the return of Ivan Drago, again played by Dolph Lundgren. While stars Michael B. Jordan, Tessa Thompson, and Sylvester Stallone all return for Creed II, writer/director of the first film, Ryan Coogler does not, due to his commitment to this year’s blockbuster Black Panther. If you haven’t had the pleasure of seeing Creed, do yourself a favor and watch it over the next few weeks. I for one know I will be revisiting it very soon in anticipation of Creed II.

Ralph Breaks the Internet - I only discovered the 2012 Disney animated film Wreck-It Ralph a few years ago and I greatly enjoyed it. And now in the sequel, Ralph, voiced by John C. Reilly, is leaving the arcade and taking his talents to the internet. Disney appears to be pulling out all the stops in terms of their properties as early trailers show Star Wars, Marvel and Disney characters galore making appearances. The movie almost seems to feel like Disney’s version of Ready Player One. Recently, when it comes to Disney animated films, Pixar seems to be getting all the attention, but Walt Disney Animation Studios has quietly put together a solid streak of great films, looking at their last five films before Ralph Breaks the Internet, you have Wreck-It Ralph, Frozen, Big Hero 6, Zootopia and Moana. And with Frozen 2 slated for next November, a streak that will continue easily.

Robin Hood - Oh look. Another Robin Hood movie just in time for Thanksgiving. Unfortunately, a great cast including Tagon Egerton as Robin Hood, Jamie Foxx as Little John and Ben Mendelsohn as the Sheriff of Nottingham won’t be able to save this terrible-looking adaptation.

Green Book - The Farrelly Brothers have directed 11 films together since 1996, but now Peter Farrelly, the elder brother, is on his own with his first solo directing credit since 1994 with Green Book starring Viggo Mortensen and Mahershala Ali. Green Book is the true story of the relationship between a Jamaican-American musician and a New York bouncer on their tour of the Deep South in the 1960s. Green Book looks both funny and heartwarming and could be one to keep in mind this month.

The Front Runner (Wide) - While Jason Reitman’s new feature, the story of Gary Hart’s 1988 presidential campaign, won’t open wide until the end of the month, it will be opening in limited release on Election Day, November 6th. This is your reminder to vote. VOTE. Also, Hugh Jackman plays Gary Hart and The Front Runner looks great. 

November 30th

If Beale Street Could Talk - Barry Jenkins is back with his first feature film since 2016′s Best Picture winner Moonlight. The film which is based on a 1970s novel of the same name follows a woman trying to free his wrongly convicted husband. If Beale Street Could Talk has been wowing critics at film festivals this fall already and will likely do the same for audiences when it comes out later this month.

Now for a quick look ahead to December, my top picks for next month are Mortal Engines, Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse, and Aquaman.

-MB-

Conner Humann: A Cyberbiography

As cliche as it sounds, my internet presence is the perfect representation of my life:

Desperately positive amongst the negative populace

Often a hot mess who doesn’t know when to simmer down

Will disappear for days at a time, but I’m actually just binging Nurse Jackie

Claims to not need attention but makes comments with specific intent of receiving recognition

Occasionally has moments of true beauty, genuine humor, or heartfelt sincerity

I can already tell this is going to sound very tumblr-friendly but bear with me because I may or may not have a point, so let’s find out. I entered the internet in a fairly standard way: an awkward facebook page, as I was already too behind on the times for MySpace, plastered with Farmville notifications and slightly illiterate statuses in the fifth grade. This grew into an immature twitter filled with rage comics and “Rawwrz” from the dreaded XD phase because let’s face it, middle school was a trainwreck for us all. Highschool hit which brought along Tumblr, a beautiful blue world of bitter teens, fanfic, and relatable posts. For the longest time I believed that I, an at the time sophomore, was truly a misunderstood teen using Black Veil Brides lyrics as a way to express myself telling my mom is wasn’t a phase. Well I am here to tell all of you, the rest of the internet, and my mom that it in fact, was a phase. After careful reflection on my past use of the internet I have realized life comes in phases. There is no avoiding it, every stage in life is typical of its current social expectations. In elementary school, I played Farmville because I was expected to accept the request, I proclaimed my “randomness” because I believed that spelling it RNDM was normal, I reblogged the same videos over and over because everyone I followed did too. There is no escaping the normality of generation if you do not know to avoid it. As children and tweens it was unheard of to swim up stream towards individuality. Today I use the internet not be the same as everyone else but to be the me with the influence of those around me. To keep with the theme of each stage of school has its own media, let’s say college has been Instagram and for the hell of it, Snapchat. Today I use the internet for all sorts of other tasks: checking IMDb to see if I knew that actor or not, bookmarking household DIY’s that I’ll lust after but never attempt, and shopping for the fashion I can never afford. I’d add homework to that list but this is for the items I spend the most time doing #sorryGPA. The bulk of my phone’s battery goes to the limitless scrolling. My life has become a vicious cycle of planning my responsibilities, checking time on phone, opening Insta, and swiping the screen over and over. Why would I spend my time being productive when I could see the beautiful photography, the current news on world wide shark conservation, and the fabulous videos of some the finest drag queens werkin’ it on clubs stages all across the country? I’ll tell you why, because what I choose to follow, what I avidly like, what I make a special effort to see throughout my day is what defines me at my current stage in life. My beliefs are the people I follow and my statements are the posts I make, whether on public pages or private. I am one of those people who disintegrates under negativity and stress, so the internet is my place to be surrounded by the love and positivity that I wish to see in the world. It gives me life to see images of men, women and everything in between being 100% true to themselves without fear of backlash, judgement, or hatred. My heart is filled with hope when I see a video of random diver freeing an entangled sea turtle from a mass of pollution. I am fully aware of the cruelty this world is capable of, so why would I use the internet to focus on that?  The internet is my window into a world where sustainability is possible, where nature is preserved, where any human is equal, and where love trumps hate. It gives me comfort knowing that when I post something, I am in the company of those who hold similar views on the value of life and love. Whether I post a snap of the sunset with only the sun emoticon, a screenshot from my favorite sitcom with an ironic comment, a picture of me and my SO on New Year's, or a video of me acting a fool in the dorms, I am posting what I deem an important aspect of my life to a community who will accept and respect my opinions. So to sum this all up, the internet has not shaped me, my life at any given time shaped my own little portion of the web.

So I’ve learned that my sweet Jake...... is actually Jaqueline, aka Jackie! He’s a she! So yeah! I am sorry for misgendering you this whole time, sweetie. But I’m glad you’ve been such great company for me too. So gentle and sweet, and not all that opposed to handling, which is a nice plus.