#// funtime fred my beloved
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some funtime freddy headcanons for the fellow ftf lovers!
also ramblings / real facts under the cut
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- gets jealous of fridges bc they have more storage space than him and it is technically also an animatronic
- would have beef with shopping carts
- he has autistic meltdowns because he gets overwhelmed my beloved
- is locked in the storage room by baby bc she finds him annoying
- is able to comprehend death but also just wants to make friends
- hes reallt fucking stupid /lh
- his faceplates twitch when hes curiously staring or when hes thinking about murder
- bonbon is literally his therapy support! they both love one another very much /p
- hes got a stutter and a hyperfixation for bday parties
- likes ballora /p bc shes kind and can actually tolerate him
- i personally hc at him around 600 lb than 350
- if he wasnt murderous he would be a hit with the kids bc of his stupid humor
- he kills people both because he just wants to kill them but also bc he plays rough, and then doesn’t understand once they die why they wont play with him any more
-would try and be besties w glam fred
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hes the thing that brought me back INTO fnaf
i like to hc he is autistic considering his voice actor kellen goff himself is autistic! thag and ftf very obviously in at least CTW (special interest of murdering) and in SL (special interest in the birthday boyyyy~!) has the tism
they are the FIRST animatronics in the games to have voicelines which i love, it makes them feel more sentient which is why i personally interpret ftf as more sentient if anything
he can literally mimic other peoples voices and thats so fucking cool
the only thing keeping him at bay consistently is fucking bonbon and thats it! he doesnt have his own stage so you cant shock him and he has canonically maimed at least 2 engineers who tried to power him off!
HE CANONICALLY HAS ANGER ISSUES AND GETS OVER FRUSTRATED WHICH IS SO
AUGHHHFHFBFBFB/POS
THE THING ABOUT HIMNIS THAT LIKE
BABY IS SMART AND SO IS FT FOXY
SAME WITH BALLORA
THEYRE ALL MENTALLY SENTIENT AND AWARE AND ABLE TO MANIPULATE BUT FTF FREDDY ISNT
THE ONLY CONSTANT THING ON HIS MIND IS MURDER HES LIKE AN ANGRY GUARD DOG
he talks to himself and talks to bonbon, he says shit in a singsong voice, hes literally playful and gets excited at the thought of fucking murdering people it’s so cute
if he just decided that he got angry st bonbon one day, he could just rip the guy off his arm and crush him to death under his fucking foot
and then you would quite literally be unable to stop him from murdering you
he has such a specific personality that i am so into. playfully murderous and stupid.
HE CALLS YOU A FUVKING PARTY POOPER INNTHE SISTER LOCATION CUSTOM NIGHT WHENEVER YOU BEAT HIM
hes so good at hearing and is beyond fucking eager and curious! “go back to your stage!” “it was just a mouse!” BONBON LITERALLY HAS TO LIE AND CONVINCE HIS ASS THAT HES JUST HEARING SHIT
he GASLIGHTS FTF FOR A LIVING
i really like ftf
hes only 350 pounds which is actually really impressive considering hes 6 foot
he has such a specific personality that i am so into. playfully murderous and stupid.
HE CALLS YOU A FUVKING PARTY POOPER INNTHE SISTER LOCATION CUSTOM NIGHT WHENEVER YOU BEAT HIM
hes so good at hearing and is beyond fucking eager and curious! “go back to your stage!” “it was just a mouse!” BONBON LITERALLY HAS TO LIE AND CONVINCE HIS ASS THAT HES JUST HEARING SHIT
he GASLIGHTS FTF FOR A LIVING
i really like ftf
hes only 350 pounds which is actually really impressive considering hes 6 foot
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hng funntime frie ddy
#ittybittychat#my beLOVED#i love fn-af sl so much it's was my thing when i was a kid it#i love it soososos much funtime fred is my guy you are my beloved#i have the funko figures of them and i was really disapointed that bon bon couldn't move. but i still love them they're on my shelf#ghgnnn eya s
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At first, taking him to see one of her performances at the night club seemed like a FANTASTIC idea. What better way to bond even closer than to reveal your true nature under a thin layer of programmed kiddy playground - central during the daytime ?
It was her own personal wonderland — neon lights, booming music, a great audience, synthetic drinks and food, the 🌟 spotlight 🌟 and her lovely little retro - vintage microphone for all to hear her sweet, jazzy melody. It took away the edge of being unable to fulfill her authentic nature around children and pesky adults — as much as she adored her reputation as the daycare attendant, Betty wouldn’t give up her heritage of being a circus harlequin for the entire world.
Though things don’t always go as planned when it comes to fellow animatronics butting heads and narcissistically muttering words of poison under their tongues.
— Isn’t that . . . ? He’s showing up here of all places ?
— I heard he can’t even s i n g. He can’t even d a n c e anymore. What purpose does he even serve as a Freddy ?
— That must be a drag, being the face of a band AND brand without actually having the necessary talents as the leader. No wonder the place got ran under.
— Didn’t you hear ? He did things. Does he remember ? He’s showing up here ?
Betty could slowly feel her artificial blood boil. They weren’t being discreet about judgement, no, her kind were always blunt and forthright with speaking their mind — but this ? This was too savage. She may be a sharp tongue herself, but never to this extent.
“ C A N IT, WON’T ‘CHA ? ! YA GOT S U M NERVE SHOOTIN’ BULLETS ‘ERE DURIN’ M Y PERFORMANCE NIGHT — E S P E C I A L L Y WHEN BETTY HERE BROUGHT HIM AS A PLUS ONE ! PICK ON SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE, P A L , YOUS’ ARE JUST J E A L O U S ‘CAUSE YOUS LOOK LIKE A WEEK OLD, UNWASHED A S S AND HE LOOKS LIKE A CAR FRESH OUTTA THE CAR WASH ! “
Actually halting her beloved gig to hop off stage and grab Freddy’s arm, the clown tugged him through the crowd and toward the exit — not without stuffing a few bottles of 🌟 animatronic booze 🌟 and treats into her puffy pockets on the way out. Muffled stereos shook the outside room as Music Man continued to keep the party alive, the vibrancy of stage lights dimming to a silent black once the door was closed.
“ C’mon, marshmallow, let’s head back to my room. Forget those people, they don’t got NUTTIN’ on you. We can party OUR OWN WAY. Just — just . . “
Gloved palms came to lovingly rest over his cheeks as luminescent, minty optics scanned over him, her voice softening into a hush,
“ Remember, you’re my f a v o r i t e Freddy. Even if I do work at this dumb ol’ plex now and should be part of the Glamrock family — I ain’t. I don’t belong here. I belong with you guys. Even if that place got shut down and I can’t recall, I know deep in my heart I belonged there. I don’t care ‘bout Glamrock Fred or Toy Fred or even the original that started the whole Fazbear clonin’ gig, you’re the ONLY Fredbear I’ll ever see.
You’ll get that Fazbear spark back eventually and I wanna be there when it happens — no, I wanna be the clown who MAKES IT HAPPEN ! ‘Cause . . . if you remembered lil’ ol memory loss me for this long, then I gots to have SOME sort of importance in your life, right ? And you’re already very important in mine. I don’t remember anythin’ from before — but I can still feel it.
And you feel like passion and euphoria.
As for the — the accidents — “
He did have malfunctioning issues just as she did — only his were extremely aggressive and much more dangerous. Thank god for that puppet. Nevertheless, the hopeful and adoring expression never faded,
“ You ain’t a monster. So stop treatin’ yourself like one.
You’re Funtime Freddy and you’re the best fuckin’ punster and performer I’ve ever seen.
Deep breaths . . “
{ @funbonded 🤍 }
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Funtime Freddy fort he ask thing?
oooo fun fred my beloved
favorite thing about them
his whole energy and personality. this man is unhinged and i love that for him
least favorite thing about them
dont think i have anything?
favorite line
when he goes 'well, hello again~' it just itches a a part of my brain, its so good
brOTP
fun fred and fun foxy are besties
OTP
i dont ship him with anyone
nOTP
with baby or ballora :( it just doesnt feel right (no shade to those that do ship it tho /gen)
random headcanon
my mans clumsy af and you cant convince me otherwise
unpopular opinion
idk if this is unpopular but he still has one of the best voices in the franchise
song i associate with them
brass goggles by steam powered giraffe! its such a banger
favorite picture of them
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