Imagine the boys trying period cramp simulators.

this is so funny, because they totally would.

mysta, calling himself brave, would crank it to full intensity, only to be screaming and crying from the pain. would scream the longest ‘fuck’ ever. his respect for women rises by hundredfold after that.

shu wouldn’t swear or anything, but he will let out a slight scream. he’d just go ‘WOAH. okay. okay wow this hurts a lot.’ trying so hard to be chill.

vox grunts???? he’d be really, really talkative too. don’t mind his words too much, it’s just to drown out his pain.

luca would curl himself into a human ball. he would obviously be screaming too, and you bet that it would be one of his higher pitched screams. chants ‘PERIOD UNPOG, PERIOD UNPOG’ uncontrollably.

ike wouldn’t scream per se, he already knows the pain women go through on a monthly basis so you could say he’s prepared. lets out surprised yelps when the pain finally gets to him.

Imagine Noctyx trying the period pain simulators.

Alban, having seen Mysta's blunder, starts off low. He doesn't make it very far before he leans against someone for support. Something between a whimper and a scream catching in his throat.

Uki grunts, like a mix of Vox and Shu. Talking with a tense voice before ripping it off. "Fuck this shit" 100%. Though it's more annoying than painful.

Sonny shifts uncomfortably, he's had a few near-death experiences, so his pain tolerance is higher. The one supporting Alban btw.

Fulgur jumps a little at the sensation. Similar to Vox, covering up the pain by talking fast, though he does stop now and then to let out a small whine of pain.

Yugo... Yugo's not doing so well. All the others have had more than a few near-death experiences, so I think their pain tolerance is higher. Bby is screaming and cursing, switching languages so he's just incoherent.

All of them respect women way more after.

this is actually what i thought too! all of them having pretty normal reactions while yugo’s fighting for his life, we need to protect him. uki would swear like a sailor when he’s in pain, he says the nastiest things and then nervously laughs afterwards to mask his pain. fulgur is just like ‘hit me with the highest one’ just to prove that he can handle it better than vox. spoiler, he can’t.

when people ask whether luca is a t*p or b*ttom* im like: NO NO NO NO KEEP IT SEISO KEEP IT APPROPRIATE PLS KEEP THIS MAN PURE KEEP IT FAMILY FRIENDLY IN THE CHAT. thank god i have a high rice purity score (that being 96!)

one of my biggest pet peeves is if people make things sexual even if there’s no valid reason to…. luca has a really family friendly audience and i’d hate it when someone just asks those questions out of the blue.

HELP ONE OF MY FRIENDS GOT 0 ON THE PURITY TEST-

how the hell is that even humanly possible

im not entirely sure of this (it could be tumblr in a silly goofy mood on my end) but i think your account is shadowbanned, your latest work are isn't showing up on the tags :(

yeahh, i think so as well :(. i noticed in the past few days that i haven’t been getting as much interactions as i used to before, which was odd because i’d usually wake up to my notifications blowing up every day. thanks for letting me know, anon!

i’d really appreciate reblogs at the moment, maybe hopefully it’ll help me get out of the shadowban?

helloo your posts haven't been showing up on my dash or my notifications (I have notifications turn on for your posts) and I think you're getting shadowbanned which means tumblr thinks you are a bot. usually the way you'd figure this out is if when you look at your notifications for this blog the messaging feature dissappear :(

thanks for letting me know, anon! i don’t see my messaging feature, so it definitely must be tumblr shadowbanning me. i have already contacted support so all we can do is wait and hopefully (just hopefully) my account will get restored within a week.

i’m really sorry for the inconvenience, but i’ll be holding off on posting any further works until my sideblog is no longer stuck in the shadowban abyss!

i have a theory about mehi. what if she's actually a vocaloid without knowing she is one? you said she's a singer from another world who has a bit of a futuristic style just like most vocaloids. maybe she got isekaid into the real world from a device or something? idk it was something that just came up in my head

anon, i just want you to know that i am speechless beyond belief. /POS

i will not confirm nor deny the theory but you are very big brain, a kith for you (if you are comfortable)

the title of the video is just 【MOTHER SIMULATOR】 why would you leave a demon alone with a baby 【NIJISANJI EN | Faust 】

he would never touch the game again after that chaos of a stream😭 .

ohhhh the angst.... faust would genuinely cry at 1k subs or even 10. he's never had that many friends before, or even people who like him. when mysta/uki proposes their love for him he would quite literally cry and take a bit to process it

OKAY okay enough angst.

ENOUGH. ENOUGHHHHH. my poor heart cannot take this, please </3 .

ive been having faust brainrot ever since i started working on him LMFAO. i wanted to add some small details to him and his model, such as whenever he starts to express anger, his model starts to glitch out a little ... i forgot to add this, but i think he'd enjoy games like dead by daylight and propnight, purely for the reason of being able to be scary as the killer. AND HE IS, BY THE WAY. i feel he'd be similar to ike as the killer at first but progressively more intense like mysta in dead by daylight ,, i feel like his genmates would be a little scared of him from that, pfft -

but oughh, his lore video ive been thinking abt. i think it'd be similar to alban, just for the fact that i want to give faust, a normally upbeat person a really sad lore video. a genuine try not to cry one.

i love your attention to detail so much :( . i have only known faust for thirty minutes, but if anything happens to him, i will kill everyone in this room and then myself. he is so precious and i want to put him in an oven (affectionately). even if he’s a bit sadistic as a propnight killer.

and not the angsty lore </3 ..

oooh... if we're able to talk about vtubersonas, I have one in the works. his name is faust, he is a hacker from the future! his hair hex is #1b2029, and it is pulled into a low, flowy ponytail (similar to yae miko's). he has heterochromia, green and red eyes. his pupils are diamond shaped. his skin hex is #bf896b ~

he is not a human, but a demon! he hides broken horns that emerge from his forehead under his bangs. he used to be bullied for being a demon, thus explaining why he is so ashamed and even hides his demon horns.

he wears clothes similar to shu's sakura bloom outfit, but instead of pants, he wears black shorts. even if it's a little basic, faust likes his oufit. he also likes wearing some minor jewelry, like some necklaces, earrings and an ankle bracelet. he has a tattoo of two butterflies behind his right ear, one blue, and one red. maybe it means something? you'd have to ask him.... speaking of butterflies, he always has a blue butterfly somewhere on his model.

faust is similar to mysta and uki in personality! he is very soft-spoken but.. quite unseiso. his streams are calm and sometimes kind of unhinged. he enjoys playing horror games on stream despite his dislike of them. he also enjoys playing games with characters and deep lore. he enjoys playing minecraft a lot as well, expressing a love for building and decor mods even if he isn't good at it. his streams are usually calm, something good to put in in the background, except for when he says.... rather unseiso things....

i like to ship him with alban, fulgur, uki, ike or maybe mysta .... ;O.

ooh, he’s really interesting! i love the way you put detailed descriptions of faust, hehe. i’d love to be friends with him!

also woah, he has tattoos? his physical appearance description already makes him sound so expensive. the connection the demon has with butterflies is really adorable too!

i feel like he’d pair up well with uki or mysta. i just went with my intuition, but their personalities really match and i just know that they’d understand each other on a personal level.

So, Mehi x reader when? Just kidding lmao. . . unless? (Actually kidding though because I know you're only writing for luxiem and noctyx 😅)

i might make one soon if more people ask for it, hehe ♡ . but i may make some drabbles with her too!

I recommend you send in a message to tumblr staff every day because unless you pester them they won't reply to your complaints about the shadowban. I highly recommend it because alot of peps that I know got shadowbanned didn't get their blog back up until they started filing in multiple times. hope you get your blog back without having to pester them though, staff takes a long time to reply :(

i did what you suggested me to do and it worked, thank you so much anon! i’ll keep it in mind for future situations as well ♡ .

Heard you liked Sleepy-chan

🌙 anon made this recently. It's adorable.

you heard right, i do love sleepy-chan!

i read it and fell in love, oh my gosh. it’s so adorable i can’t even put it in words. it’s written very well!

aaaaaaa the vtubersona talk makes me wanna scrummage through my old docs and brainrot again

you’re welcome to do so! ^^

Is there a war going on with you and momiji?

i am not in good terms with the angst mijichan makes. please save me from the pain