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sznmjun · 11 hours

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sznmjun · 11 hours

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being so fr with you all we need to drastically accelerate anti-car propaganda.

we need to make it so clear to future generations that we no longer tolerate a world where you cannot conveniently go for a walk or get a coffee or get groceries without a car

#i can already do those things #but for the love of goodddd can we ban STREET PARKING #theres this one main road where they banned it like a year ago #that street even had dedicated street parking spots so ot wasnt even that bad #but they turned those into bike lanes and it's soo much nicer #but ahat i really want is for them to get rid of street parking where there is no fkn space for it #and it affects the fkn traffic #and by traffic i mean rhe bus which has to fkn wait for cars to pass because half the street space is taken by fkn parked cars #so there's only one usable lane

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sznmjun · 12 hours

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Drawing in mspaint? Cool, impressive, But whenever I see that, I think about the person who makes their art in power point Every time I see them it boggles me

(their account)

#when you're really really bored at work

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sznmjun · 12 hours

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Glowing Giant Fish Made of Discarded Plastic Bottles, Playa de Botafogo, Rio de Janeiro, Brasil

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sznmjun · 12 hours

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we used to get prescribed a summer on the seaside. now we just get told to go touch grass. the economy is in shambles

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sznmjun · 13 hours

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me and who

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sznmjun · 14 hours

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There once was a doctor named Freud

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sznmjun · 14 hours

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Who was the man who first salted the slug

What was he thinking to try

Roaming the lands pouring salt on god’s creatures

Hoping for one which would die

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sznmjun · 14 hours

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tumblr poems that keep appearing in my head unprompted:

among us babies infected with rabies

there once was a doctor named Freud

underwater temple, underwater monk

kneel, says the demon light with its eye of coal

he's creepy and he's crawling

i love abortion and i love divorce

who was the man who first salted the slug?

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sznmjun · 14 hours

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I had a revelation and I HATE it. colorblind people wont get this post btw

#the real question is where did you come up with those emoji names cause they're great #ensemble stars bangbang

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sznmjun · 14 hours

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Did you know? Tumblr DOES have a post length limit. Strangely, though, it's based on how many blocks of text you have. Supposedly this implies that you can have any length post so long as it's one block of text? Very strange, will have to investigate further.

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sznmjun · 14 hours

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peak video game cow design, no other video game cow will be marble cow from Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life