Spiderman: Fuck, I’m only dating immortal women from now on
Deadpool:
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When you have a green pinky. (photo by @colurer)
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“This is my first cabbage! You know, a lot of times they’re kind of soft, but this one is solid! It’s going to be good eatin’!“
“What are you going to make with it?”
“Well, this one I’m giving to my parents. You have to give the first one away or you just spoil the whole spirit of gardening.”
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me, begging: please just get up and do the work its not that hard you'll feel better when you do it
my brain, running away from me, smashing flowerpots with a broom: hey you know what my buddy u can go fuck yourself my guy
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Hein cte blog la viens du Québec?! Damn damn damn.
Are you a native French canadian??????? ES-TU UN QUEBECOIS FRANCOPHONE??
sorry im using you guys for a linguistics project again!!! love me
Si tu parles français comme langue maternelle et viens du Quebec s’il te plaît complète ce formulaire!
MERCI
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huffle-puffle
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What triggers my anger is when that person who happens to be a female says: “I don’t need feminism. I don’t need to be liberated.”
How about you tell that to:
that Moroccan girl who killed herself after being forcibly married to her rapist (x)
that 11-year-old Texan girl who got raped by 18 men while the New York Times said she “dressed older than her age.” (x)
Reyhaneh Jabari, an Iranian woman who was tortured in jail then hanged after killing the man who was going to rape her. (x)
Nojood Al-Ali from Yemen who got divorced when she was 10. (x)
the 16-year-old girl from Ohio who got raped and filmed at a party by 2 boys, while CNN reporters talked about the bright futures of the rapists as athletes. (x)
the 94 women in Jordan who were legally married to their rapists, only in 2014. (x)
the 8-year-old girl who was married to a man 5 times her age, and died on the day of her wedding because she suffered from bleeding and uterine rupture after intercourse. (x)
the 25 Palestinian women who were killed by either their brother or father, in order to “protect their honor” only in 2013. (x)
the 99% of Egyptian women and 90% of Yemeni women who have experienced sexual harassment (x) (x)
You still don’t need feminism?
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Sheep bleps are pure and angelic
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Here I am in all my glory
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People who use the word “literally“ for something that can’t be literal is the reason I want man kind to be extinct.
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It got better
being in a public restroom and hearing someone shitting really loud
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