I hate when I drink all of my drink and there's no drink left. What the fuckkkkkkk. #sickandtwisted
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4 days until wet rat wednesday
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pros: it would most likely vastly improve my life in a multitude of ways
cons: might get scared
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Break me off another tangerine wedge I’m not driving
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wait, isnt NSFW the letters on the compass
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Georgia Gerber: A Promise Kept (1999)
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In my mind I can see the northern lights in the sky every night bc I have a vivid imagination I’m not jealous of anyone it’s impossible for me to be jealous really I’ve seen it all
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I forgive myself
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job interviewer: ok thats all for me do you have any questions before we move on?
me: what if a dracula show up 😰
interviewer: omg fuck😖 no. just no.
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you jack off all trades?
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Posting spotify and youtube links on here
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what the fuck is a “passport”?? if someone needs proof of your identity just show them the scar you got in a wild boar hunt as a youth
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perfect recipe for mothers day:
Water: 35 l.
Carbon: 20 kg.
Ammonia: 4 l.
Lime: 1.5 kg.
Phosphorus: 800 g.
Salt: 250 g.
Saltpeter: 100 g.
Sulfur: 80 g.
Fluorine 7.5 g.
Iron 5 g.
Silicon 3 g.
trace amounts of 15 other elements.
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girl 😭😭😭
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