17K notes
·
View notes
evolution was a mistake i want fangs
54K notes
·
View notes
good luck next tuesday! i hope the audience brings lots of
ibuprofen
51K notes
·
View notes
55K notes
·
View notes
due to personal reasons i’ll be
136K notes
·
View notes
282K notes
·
View notes
REAL GAMERS SAY
FUCK
19K notes
·
View notes
*slaps football out my teenagers hands* no child of mine is being a jock in this house this is a goth family
141K notes
·
View notes
for all intents and purposes
i am NOT real
i do NOT have a legal name
i do NOT have a “face”
Do Not Think About Me
I Am Not A Concept
55K notes
·
View notes
this club has everything! sea shanties, a lighthouse, homoeroticism, madness from the sea, a giant squid
70K notes
·
View notes
paddington: *talks about being kind and not fitting in and just trying his best to be accepted and sharing love and politeness and compassion and is small and cute and tries to be kind to everyone he meets and do the right thing and doesn’t want anything bad to happen to the people he cares about*
gays:
2K notes
·
View notes
28K notes
·
View notes