My niece had wanted to see the puppies tonight but I had to explain that they were still at home because they had tummy aches (white lie). And she wanted to know why.
@wolfchanw : Well, they went to the doctor today to have surgery to remove their testicles and now they have tummy aches
Niece: *thinking hard* Sometimes, when I go to the doctor and he removes MY testicles I get a tummy ache too!
To say I nearly died laughing....
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you know what really gets my goat?
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Pallid Bat, via batconservationinternational
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sugar // cookie dragon :)
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do you think that it is harmful to spread misinformation as an April Fool's joke?
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we woke up feeling a little scrambled
(happy april funny)
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the only thing that bothers me about the booping is that I can see the paw pads which makes me feel like I'm backhanding peoples' blogs
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