(2012 minecraft parody voice) I am mining... there are no blocks of sand.... you are digging down with me.... hand in unbreakable hand... and I hope we mine.... I hope we both mine.......

it’s december 1 where’s the christmas tail kitten bring him to me

i live in the US so these are mostly just what was popular here, sorry!

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i remember some of those late nights with Kakyoin, in those various hotel rooms.

he couldn’t always sleep very well so he would have to find ways to entertain himself. usually whatever tv or radio that was in the room, low volume so he didn’t disturb me.

god it’s so nice to remember something less angsty….

fuck it. im gonna irlpost and kinpost on my main. who gaf at this point.

the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

affirmations for when you have to send emails

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Now, Stanley. You know my intentions are not to deceive you, so I will keep things between us honest for a second here. I will keep this as brief as I possibly can. Listen, truly, there is no other conceivable way to put this. Stanley, you are in your flop era - I cannot phrase this in a more elegant way, you simply just are. And I just want to know why. Usually, normally, under any other circumstances, you never miss, Stanley. Never! Never, ever - and yet here we are, having this discussion. Sigh. …Why are you doing this, Stanley? I know you’re capable of more. I haven’t put all my faith in you, made you the main character of my story, all to see you squander it with relentless, unadulterated cringe. With all this… failposting. Just to see you get NO sauce, NO followers, NO interaction from anyone on the platform at all - look, they’re - They’re RATIOING you, Stanley!!! Hrm, let’s see - oh, “Bad take”! “L+Ratio”! “NO BITCHES?!?!” Stanley, do you SEE what these cyberbullies are saying about you right now?! They’re calling you bitchless and you’re just going to stand there and take it?! Oh, no, no, no, no, no, Stanley! This was NOT how this was supposed to go - you DO get bitches, Stanley! Don’t you?! Do you NOT?! …It’s hopeless. You’re doomed, Stanley. Doomed. …Do you think I was a bit too harsh there, Stanley? Maybe I was. ..Right. I’m sorry, Stanley. I was merely just trying to point you in the right direction. Just - just log off, bestie. Go outside. Touch grass. Do something. And - Maybe then, you can find it in you to post the Ws that I know you can. I’m counting on you Stanley, alright? Alright. Good talk. Oh- and also. May I ask why ‘GAY SEX’ is trending?

intros!

Tex/Texas

he/him

role shifts around. usually protector/trauma holder/gatekeeper.

Im a countryhumans fictive. i will not explain myself. i can be an ass, dont take me seriously, blah blah disclaimer blah blah.

thanks.

intros!

Jotaro/Jojo

he/they/it/love/star/cloud/☁️/⛈/☁︎/♡/♥︎/☆/★

im gonna make a page for my pronouns eventually… (link not found)

im the host, and more often than not im in front. My proxy is 🐬 but sometimes i use ☆ for strong irl shifts and ★ for strong kinshifts

we have 4 Jotaro facets:

🐬,🍒,🦋, and ⛓️

oh also, I’m Jotaro irl, please do not interact if you’re irl of me it makes me extremely uncomfortable to see other me’s. Fictionkin of me are on thin ice but can interact if you’re nice…

We all have memories of the same timeline; we are each from a different point in time in that same timeline.

i use different proxies for my names/irls and kinshifts to make it more clear :)

kin&irl list: coming soon

thanks for reading :)

turns out op of this is cringe. sad ! its a very good image im gonna steal it

the saddest beanie baby related thing ever is still trap the mouse. no birthday

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