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swordswaltz · 21 minutes
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there's something kinda funny to me about certain ways scar tends to be drawn because it's like. okay imagine hypothetically you took a distillation of fanon scar designs and showed it to someone who's never even heard of a minecraft, and asked them what they think this guy might be like. we're ignoring context here, pretend we're showing them a ref sheet. and it's like, alright, here's a rugged looking buff guy. nice abs. lots of scars. he's got a smug grin on his face. very shirtless. he looks like the love interest in a bodice ripper. i bet he's got some dark angsty secret he keeps buried underneath that suave facade. but not buried too deeply, just enough to intrigue.
and then you go watch third life and he is like a cat whose owner keeps desperately trying to make him stop eating plastic.
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swordswaltz · 23 minutes
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brown sugar and cinnamon are lesbian married
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swordswaltz · 26 minutes
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if you're wondering why THIS tiktok ban bill made it through the senate unlike last time...
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swordswaltz · 27 minutes
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they call me byecurious yhe way im always a little interested in leaving👋
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swordswaltz · 11 hours
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the right hairstyle for your face is the one that makes you smile when you see yourself in the mirror btw.
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swordswaltz · 11 hours
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Hell yeah brother
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swordswaltz · 14 hours
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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy
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swordswaltz · 17 hours
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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.
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swordswaltz · 17 hours
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let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook
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swordswaltz · 17 hours
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the “i had a good time” factor still the unbeatable metric in deciding if media is good
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swordswaltz · 1 day
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Can you believe it guys? Laios barking, just a week away. Laios barking is in a week! Woohoo! I am so happy about this information. Laios barking! Just a week away, oh wow. Can you believe it? Laios barking! Just in a week! It got here so fast! Laios barking! Just a week away!
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swordswaltz · 1 day
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The thing that really gets to my heart about how Laios’s autism is portrayed in his conflict with Toshiro is that his pain is centered and sympathized with.
How many dozens, hundreds of stories have we gotten about that obnoxious side character who just won’t take the hint and get lost, plaguing the main character who is never up front about their actual feelings but we’re supposed to relate to? How it’s played for humor half the time, a lighthearted burden on the main to make them roll their eyes before the Big Challenges of their story, with no thought to the pain and loss of the side character investing so much emotion into caring for someone who finds them a nuisance?
I think it’s even more poignant that Ryoko Kui is writing from a Japanese perspective that puts Toshido’s approach even more in the default, culturally enforced norm, but still asks “what about the feelings of the person who doesn’t have that all-important knack for ‘reading the room’ and picking up on all those invisible messages never said aloud?” and encourages us to care
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swordswaltz · 1 day
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Responses to the most frequent comments on my Dungeon Meshi/TAZ crossover doodle
Laios and fair food
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2. Taako cooking for real
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3. Encounters with plants
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bonus
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swordswaltz · 1 day
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me as a child: this "$4.99" sales stuff is idiotic, anyone can instantly round this up to $5 in their mind, no one is falling for this
me as an adult: oh wow only $4 (with some additional numbers behind it), that's great because if it was a single dollar more that would have been the last straw for me in my miserable life
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swordswaltz · 1 day
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Okay not to take his side or anything but the thing you need to understand about Toshiro (aka Shuro) is that he comes from this setting's analogue of Japan, which has a highly contextual culture that emphasizes polite indirectness. Its not uncommon for western allistic people not to understand that when a Japanese person expresses uncertainty about an offer or a request that they're actually politely saying no and other things like that
Like, it's okay to be frustrated with how he acts about Laios but you also need to understand its as much of a culture clash as it is also allistic vs. autistic communication styles
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swordswaltz · 1 day
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Listen, I totally agree that it’s super sad that it turned out Shuro had been annoyed by Laios the whole time he’d considered them to be friends. I get it! I’ve been in his shoes, I was the annoying friend.
But I think it’s also important to not ignore the feelings of Shuro, the one who was being annoyed, at the same time. It’s possible to acknowledge how both people felt without villainizing one of them.
I feel like when it comes to outsiders hearing about a fight two people had, they’ll do this thing where they take the side of whoever they feel most bad for or relate to the most and gang up on/ignore the reasons the other person has and it kind of sucks!
And the point Shuro makes about it being worse that Laios meant no harm is probably because it meant there was no reason for him to tell him to fuck off without looking like an asshole!!
There’s no reason to blame Shuro’s inability to communicate that he wanted space if you’re not going to do the same for Laios’s social blunders.
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