“The next person who says I’m just pretendin’ t’ be a girl is getting a free ride t’ the moon courtesy of my boot up their fucking ass, d’you hear me?!?”
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“You had somethin’ stuck in your hair,” the SWN answers, grabbing said item and pulling it out to look at it. “Ew. Looks like some kind of beetle.”
“Lean over so I can reach. More. More.”
Wren blinks, leaning lower.
“Uhm?”
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“...Can’t believe I used t’ be this stupid. Well, good luck. Hope things go better for y’ in your world than whatever happened in mine.”
swn001forte replied: “Take it from someone who’s BEEN there. Don’t fuckin’ do it.”
“I acknowledge your advice but it’s not the answer I wanted to hear so I’ll probably do it anyway~”
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“If you say so. It’s not like you’d be alive to feel guilty, or anything.”
swn001forte replied: “Take it from someone who’s BEEN there. Don’t fuckin’ do it.”
“I acknowledge your advice but it’s not the answer I wanted to hear so I’ll probably do it anyway~”
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“That’s assuming either one of them comes outta the resultin’ mess alive, y’know.”
swn001forte replied: “Take it from someone who’s BEEN there. Don’t fuckin’ do it.”
“I acknowledge your advice but it’s not the answer I wanted to hear so I’ll probably do it anyway~”
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“Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah I figured. I’ll get a broom ready to sweep up your pieces. Where y’ want ‘em sent?”
swn001forte replied: “Take it from someone who’s BEEN there. Don’t fuckin’ do it.”
“I acknowledge your advice but it’s not the answer I wanted to hear so I’ll probably do it anyway~”
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The baby vulture changed tones from a near-impression of its name to a squawk, prompting Forte to shift her hold on the pokemon to cradle her in one arm and offer her her hand to chew on. The vullaby started to nibble on Forte’s finger as she continued to stare at Crash.
“Fairy, rock, electric.... ice, huh? The last three sound pretty easy t’ identify with what I’ve seen but how d’ you know what’s a fairy?”
The explanation was an interesting one, if a bit lengthy - and when Forte saw the picture of the adult her jaw dropped. “That’s... that’s one big bird. Wow... from this tiny li’l thing?”
"Hey, hey. You know how t' help bird poke-things right?"
“Ah, long time no see. Yes, I know quite a bit about bird Pokemon. Stanza is asleep right now though.”
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“Good, thanks - and yeah it’s been a while I kind a got, um.... lost.” Forte smiles sheepishly, then holds up what looks like a baby vulture in a skull diaper. “This is Griselda. I got her when I was lost but I know dogs, not birds, so I thought maybe y’ might know something I can do?”
The baby bird in the SWN’s arms flaps her stubby wings and tilts her head curiously at the stranger. “Vull? Vullaby!”
"Hey, hey. You know how t' help bird poke-things right?"
“Ah, long time no see. Yes, I know quite a bit about bird Pokemon. Stanza is asleep right now though.”
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Y’wanna see ‘em in person or pictures for now?
Hell if I know what your policies on animal transportation are.
HELL NO I HAVE COOL THINGS TO SHOW EVERYONE.
Namely some new pets I picked up while I was away.
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HELL NO I HAVE COOL THINGS TO SHOW EVERYONE.
Namely some new pets I picked up while I was away.
NO SERIOUSLY LOOK OUT EVERYBODY I’M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
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NO SERIOUSLY LOOK OUT EVERYBODY I’M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
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HOLY SHIT I’M BACK.
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“I just want people t’ know that if they think I’m less kickass because I’m a girl or ‘cause I actually like lookin’ pretty an’ shit, I have no problem with knocking their teeth out.”
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