sweeter-than-cola
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Today's Quest:
Drink a Pepsi
... You know why.
the hell? I'm never drinking a pepsi again in my life.
[Cola folds his arms]
I have my uh, personal reasons...
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"uh...have you been malfunctioning while I've been gone?"
"TODDD IM ALIVEEEE"
[Cola shouted as he ran up to him]
"I was just trapped in my room cuz my manager wanted me to focus on making another dumb album is all."
-🥤
COLA!!! YOU'RE BACK!!!!! LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME!!!!
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"I'm sorry but my manager has been up my ass about my 'work ethic' and all this other business shit, so he practically FORCED me into making an album!"
[He calls Todd]
"I swear to God, I'm bout to go into an early retirement."
[finishes clacking away at his computer]
".....annnnnnd song number 14."
[He collapses onto his bed]
"Fuck, i hate working so much....but at least the songs are done for my next album...."
[He then checks his calender]
".....holy shit it's been a long ass time-"
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".....FUCK! TODD!"
[He falls out of his bed and dashes to his phone]
[finishes clacking away at his computer]
".....annnnnnd song number 14."
[He collapses onto his bed]
"Fuck, i hate working so much....but at least the songs are done for my next album...."
[He then checks his calender]
".....holy shit it's been a long ass time-"
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[finishes clacking away at his computer]
".....annnnnnd thatsssssss song number 14."
[He collapses onto his bed]
"Fuck, i hate working so much....but at least the songs are done for my next album...."
[He then checks his calender]
".....holy shit it's been a long ass time-"
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"you're the walking embodiment of gay Todd."
You’re like if a gay was guy
...What does that mean?
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"you're the walking embodiment of gay Todd."
You’re like if a gay was guy
...What does that mean?
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[Wakes up from another power nap]
"I have the sudden urge to write another scathing song about my ex.....
nahhhhh I'm tired....but I wonder where he's at now though...
meh, who cares."
[Goes back to sleep]
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"hey hey...don't beat yourself too much, I'm glad ya wanna make sure you're doing your best but hurting yourself by talking to yourself like that isn't gonna make things better."
[Cola pointed out as he finally got out of bed.]
"I mean yeah you scarred the relationship, but the best thing about scars is that they heal with time...just give yourself some time to heal and relax before you go back to Wallace aye?"
...Hey Cola..
Can we talk..?
-Mobile.
[Cola wakes up from a LONG ass nap, He fixes his hair and rubs his eyes]
"damn...how long have I been out cold.....whatever.."
[He then remembers what Mobile said]
"Oh uh, sure dude. What's up with ya?"
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"....you did what??"
[Cola was shocked, but not upset. He kinda didn't have the right cuz he's done the same to Todd once and instantly regretted it.]
"...eh, I don't think me and Todd's relationship is 'healthy' per say, it just kinda works. But I guess my advice is to have some trust in wallace, and uhhhh. uhhhhh...learn to really, uh, express yourself and be open about your emotions."
[He'd yawn again]
"I mean, when you get into a relationship, you have to remind yourself that your boyfriend loves ALL of you, like I love Todd, I know he's weird, a jerk, and an ex-psycho, but I still love him. So whenever he opens up about how he feels and shit, I try to make sure he knows that I don't view him any differently...
...
sorry if this shit don't make sense, but in my defense I just woke up from a power nap and I don't even know what time it is so."
...Hey Cola..
Can we talk..?
-Mobile.
[Cola wakes up from a LONG ass nap, He fixes his hair and rubs his eyes]
"damn...how long have I been out cold.....whatever.."
[He then remembers what Mobile said]
"Oh uh, sure dude. What's up with ya?"
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...Hey Cola..
Can we talk..?
-Mobile.
[Cola wakes up from a LONG ass nap, He fixes his hair and rubs his eyes]
"damn...how long have I been out cold.....whatever.."
[He then remembers what Mobile said]
"Oh uh, sure dude. What's up with ya?"
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"at your place or mines?!"
I love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you
- Todd 💚❤️🩹
"I love you more I love you more I love you more I love you more I love you more i-"
[Cola takes a deep breath]
"I love you more I love you more I love you more!"
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I love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you
- Todd 💚❤️🩹
"I love you more I love you more I love you more I love you more I love you more i-"
[Cola takes a deep breath]
"I love you more I love you more I love you more!"
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"I mean there's probably plenty of Todd's that are happy regardless though right? Everyone has to figure themselves out from time to time but at least it makes them better people.."
Hey.. so you're dating a robot version of.. I guess, me? How's that going?
- 💚💔
"you're todd???"
[Cola awkwardly rubbed the back of his neck]
"hm...well me and him are doing fine. He finally got fixed so no more yandere tendencies! Now he's just kinda...figuring himself out mentally."
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:( gideon sucks and im not him. i like ur music
o-oh....uh sorry...
[He tosses his metal bat to the side]
but thanks man! it's kinda rare for me to see one of my fans in real life!
"cuz I keep forgetting to perform..."
Do you want a signature! or a picture?
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i want to give u money
.......Gideon is this you?
[Grabs a metal bat]
I WONT LET YOU GLOW ME AGAIN!
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"you....are evil...but I can't blame you cuz I probably would've done the same thing."
[Cola shrugs]
Status update:
Horribly Whooped my cousins ass at Mario Kart, in Chuck E. Cheese
Got first place, because I’m the best 💪🏽
Bro unhooked the button on the game
-W.W.
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