reblog for sample size !!

Yeah, I’d watch Muppets Lord of the Rings

i need infinite money forever so i can get everyone so so so many little gifts

Every time someone talks about how it's our "purpose" or how we're "meant to" to reproduce, I want to tear my reproductive organs out and slam them down on the table.

hey sorry we put your boyfriend in a game show based time loop as part of a larger overarching fictional narrative. yeah the only way to learn is by playing. sorry bro the only way to begin is by beginning.

sleeping with a knife beside me in bed, not because i’m afraid but because it is like a lover to me

Sleepy dragon energy

Oh Marble, you understand me

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@billymurphyart

let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook