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sorry MATT
homie, i AM a pitchmanYOU WILL NEVER LOVE MORGAN GEEKIE LIKE I LOVE MORGAN GEEKIE | eng, suomi, ned | send me asks and i will Fall In Love
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me after everyone in the room went silent after i said i can tell when water is boiling by the smell
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Charlie Coyle Via Daniele ig | 28.4.2024
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it makes me crazy how much of the matt rempe discourse focuses on the idea that he's some kind of rogue agent that needs to be jailed for his crimes and not on like. the fact that he's an employee
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Jeremy Swayman x Fem!reader headcanons!
— he leaves you for ullmark
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pat your goalie
#i made him in a lab#genetically engineered to be a goalie lover#look at him in tampa with vasy#that was not a coincidence. it was me
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food poisoning (bert gave him rabies)
what's matthews out for? i don't wanna make fun if injured but do wanna if little baby bitch
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experienced too many emotions and got a nosebleed
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I'm a goalie lover first le4fs hater second don't pull the goalie its not gonna change shit
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Not to be a dick, but idk why teams like the L*afs and a few others don't understand that you can't have a functional hockey team when 3-4 guys take up literally half of your team's cap, ESPECIALLY when they're all largely forwards
#& imo m*rner is so overpaid#there are some cap issues that i feel like they could resolve very easily if locker room chemistry wasn’t a thing
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biz keeps trying to kiss hank 🙄🙄
me actually focusing in on the intermission report so i can watch the biz hank romcom
#theyre yuck#its so funny i cant lie#during the demo he was all up in hanks personal space and had to get told to back up
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me actually focusing in on the intermission report so i can watch the biz hank romcom
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alone at the top.
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kelly sutherland always b in the way of something 😒😒
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kelly sutherland cease to exist challenge, i’m so serious
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“kelly sutherland is in the way”
of course it’s him 🙄
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Kelly Sutherland should not be allowed to ref games that Marchand is in…
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