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men with earrings are just men without earrings with earrings
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another knife in my hands, a stain that never comes off
- death and the maiden- Henri Levy X I never told you what I do for a living - mcr
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i think everyone should be sillier. i think life would be better that way. i used a marker pen to change the label on the oat milk so that it says boat milk and now i crack up laughing every time i open the fridge
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idea for a early 2000s gaming webcomic:
panel 1: link adventuring.
panel 2: he sees a a shirtless man.
pnael 3: navi flies over him and says “gay! listen!”
panel 4: link goes 😫
panel 5; navi makes troll face
panel 6: cut to author self insert character on the couch w controller. “childhood ruined!!!” he says. his future girlfriend with fat boobies who also plays video games (wow) is making this face at the screen: 🥵
the title of the strip is “ocarina of guy”.
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ibuprofen and sink water is the midnight version of coffee and a cigarette…
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the police to my mom: ma'am your daughter was driving 110 mph eating hot cheetos with one hand and texting in an imessage group chat titled “boy pussy” with the other and crashed into the back wall of dd’s discounts and died instantly but somehow her body made its way to the accessories section and we found 35 dollars worth of stolen hoop earrings in her purse
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all men know how to do these days is scamper and scuttle
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In honor of national coming out day, here's a reminder that:
you are valid regardless of whether or not you are out
you are under no obligation to come out
only you can decide when and if you want to come out - but you should make sure that you are safe if you want to come out
there is no "deadline" to come out
if someone comes out to you, support them even if you don't understand yet!
I am proud of you if you are closeted. I am proud of you if you are out. I am proud of you if you are somewhere in between. And no matter where you are, you should be proud too <3
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Whilst you were exploring each others bodies, I was exploring the catacombs
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