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beyond parody
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dissertation writing advice
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i would like to say that Prince Albert is a really funny nickname for a ballplayer named Pierce Johnson and i'm mad i didn't come up with it myself
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The best music video of all.
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There's two broad headed skinks gettin it on in front of my spinach on the back patio, I can finally very literally say "Are you serious? Right in front of my salad??"
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Every accusation is a confession
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Every accusation is a confession
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Every accusation is a confession
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WAIT, you guys are taking your #nofilter leaky subconscious bizarro semi-intrusive thoughts and assigning weight to them??? You're actually attempting to RATIONALIZE THEM???
No wonder y'all so fucked up.
I don’t know who needs to hear this today, but intrusive thoughts are basically your brain’s (sometimes very upsetting) way of saying “If there were two guys on the moon and one of them killed the other with a rock would that be fucked up or what?”
I’ve personally found that adding the “would that be fucked or what?” part in myself really helps put the more disturbing thoughts we sometimes get into perspective. Helps me say “yeah thar sure would be fucked up” and move on with my day.
It’s not not a secret desire, it’s not something that only occurs to you because you’re a bad person. It’s just your brain deciding to process the fact that it knows an uncomfortable thing exists in the world by feeding it to you in an absurd “what if” with you as the main character.
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Mood re: losing my job to factory closure has swung from anger and disbelief to "yippee I can be anything I want to be"
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There's two broad headed skinks gettin it on in front of my spinach on the back patio, I can finally very literally say "Are you serious? Right in front of my salad??"
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Wallet re-fillable with the 10 cent syllable?
I sell rhymes like dimes
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