The Deetz went on vacation, the Maitlands are taking care of something in the Neatherworld and reader has to babysit Beetlejuice

I have no idea if this is what you wanted, but this is what my brain cranked out. Really hope you enjoy!

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nothing pisses me off more than when i see a fic on ao3 talking about reach. "this ship isn't here but i added them for reach" "this fandom tag isn't necessary but i'm adding it for reach" "reposting for reach" STOP IT!!!! this is not tiktok this is not twitter this is an ARCHIVE this is not how it works!!!

disclaimer: your writers block could be a sign of mental illness, including but not limited to depression. take care of yourselves

if you have it in you, you could always try to see your writers block as a gift. it's a chance to grow the other things you're good at, or find new hobbies. i've got some lovely sourdough bread proving while i crochet, and tomorrow i'll make myself a lavender latte and go for a walk. maybe i'll listen to an audiobook, or maybe a podcast (most likely just break up, it is the best thing). then i'll check on all my plants and see if i've got any old glass bottles i can decorate. i'll relearn how to style my hair and clean out my trunk. i won't write anything, but that's okay, because i have bread to bake and a blanket to work on

i love writing weird-ass shit into my stories

“I want him so bad” - me, an asexual

I believe authors should be cryptic and unhelpful in the interpretation of their own work or even act like they’re dead and never comment on it ever

finally getting around to watching good omens after reading the book, still on s1, and i have some Gripes

Me sittin’ here, seriously concerned for all the young kids who are gonna’ grow up in this fandom environment thinking they’re secretly evil monsters because their sex fantasies aren’t strictly pure or vanilla or because they ship something with an unhealthy dynamic. Soooooo many people must hate/be terrified of themselves.

Hey…….hey kids…….

You’re fuckin’ fine.

The human brain is weird. Sex fantasies ≠ actual desires. If you ask yourself, “would I want to act out this thing in real life” and the answer is “fuck no,” then you’re fine. Shipping is also not an indicator of what you would condone in real life. You are not secretly a monster. You are a human being. Human beings are complicated. Please calm down and treat yourself to a smoothie or something.

You know that smut you like? Y’know, the really, REALLY good one? You know that one? Yeah?

An asexual wrote that.

And that really good romantic fluff you like? The really cute one, the domestic fluff? Y’know that one?

An aromantic wrote that.

So before you go to sleep reading fanfiction tonight, be sure to thank all the asexuals and aromantics that are writing your favorite fics!

Because no, we are not the pure little children you think we are.

Everybody say thank you a-specs!

Thank you a-specs!

Alright, I’ll let you go now :3

i think its really funny when people say they don't like political media and just want something 'cozy' and 'discourse free' then the media theyre talking about is like. miyazaki movies. or the moomins

on the topic of villains redeemed or whatever... i also dislike that whenever a villain joins the good side they suddenly become weak as fuck. KEEP THEM VICIOUS. KEEP THEM SCARY. ALLOW THEM TO BE TERRIFYING AT TIMES SO THE HEROES CAN JUST EXCHANGE LOOKS OF "holy fucking shit i am so glad theyre on our side now"

nooo don’t push everyone away because you’re scared they’ll abandon you first you’re so sexy aha

i am no longer on read

everything is fine

i was going to delete the addition but the more i think about it the more valuable it feels

i am SO used to being dropped by people that even when i am actively fighting my instinct to panic and my fight/flight/freeze/fawn response i still end up upset and usual make an ass of myself

but like

sometimes everything is okay

currently chatting with someone who described himself as being in a "masc/leading/topping mood" lately and i am. short-circuiting 😶

aaaand i've been on read since saturday 😑

currently chatting with someone who described himself as being in a "masc/leading/topping mood" lately and i am. short-circuiting 😶

“My story has so much gay rep in it!” Awesome. How are you treating your female characters btw

currently chatting with someone who described himself as being in a "masc/leading/topping mood" lately and i am. short-circuiting 😶

Are you alright, honey? You've barely put your blorbo in situations