swamp-mirage
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Dragons aren't that scary once you learn the true meaning of Christmas.
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how i feel knowing my ass will never get stuck going caving
#theres a chance for me#i would never go full spelunking but ill walk into an open cave mouth#so theres a possibility of a cave in shutting me in#though im talking like id need enough room to stand tall and move my arms or im not going in#and im 6ft so thats a good bit of space to be caved in#though i guess if i can see a giant open space through a crawl space and theres light and its a well explored cave i might go#but there are too many variables its easier to say im not going in any cave i cant swing my arms in
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snoopy of the day
#dont have too many!!#chocolate is bad for you snoopy#youre a small dog i wouldnt risk more than 3 cookies#and be prepared for tummy hurty
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#i love stacey as a character#candaces best friend who wholly supports her busting efforts#but will play along with phineas and ferb every time the option arises.#shes just down to clown
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Where's the option for "I used to smoke for a few years but have since quit"?
#i started at 15 and smoked infrequently until i quit at 17#then started again at 19 and was a 2 packs a week smoker until i quit a few years ago#im 27 now and havent smoked a cigarette in probably 3 years or so
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Tumblr flagged this post as sexually explicit and it's literally just a trans dude in high fantasy art.
Make it make sense.
#its not even trans#xerete's family went to war and she couldnt follow so she used a magic thing to ask for a male dupilcate that could join the army#like i get the transness of it#im just saying its not even trans for tumblr “we allow trans content” .com to flag it
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alright guys im curious. who were the worst mutuals youve ever had
#the worst my mutuals do it blog 15 posts in a row about a media im not in#like Guild Wars (2) or Disco Elysium or M.A.S.H.
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No in between. Reblog if you vote pleas
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#i didnt have one#i mean i had a scooby when i was like 7 but idkcwhat happened to it it didnt last long#ive had s few stuffed animals but not one that lasted
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reblog for sample size !!
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“I’ve been trying to go home my whole life - ” - Chelsea Dingman, from ‘Psychogeography’, published in The Los Angeles Review
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INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 1.02 "...After the Phantoms of Your Former Self"
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before the poll, a quick definition of terms:
"mutual" - you found this post from a mutual (on their blog or your dash)
"following" - you found this post from someone you're following, but who isn't following you
"random" - you found this by scrolling through someone's blog, who you don't follow. this includes people following you
"For You" - you found this on the For You page
"recommended" - you found this in a "Check out these blogs" popup, or a "recommended" post when looking at a different post
"other" - you found this post some other way. comment how?
"reblog ✅" - you're going to reblog, queue, or schedule this post
"reblog ❌" - you're NOT going to reblog, queue, or schedule this post
with that out of the way:
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