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Mermaid Saliva
Im kiana and I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge. You can find my origonal doge fanfiction under my tagged/doge Feel free to message me and tell me how your day was.
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I won't be blogging here anymore due to my laptop being stupid so I'll be blogging from Mermaid-Saliva so you know, hmu I guess and I'll follow you if you're cool
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when you randomly get a ton of followers out of no where
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News Reporter Fired For Saying He Would F**k Missing Woman If They Ever Found Her
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What if in 10 years stand up comedy is just some guy on stage with a laptop and a projector typing text posts and instead of laughing the audience just half smiles and blows air out of their nose really hard
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I just want a cute girlfriend who will sit on my lap at parties and on my face in the bedroom.
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lmao my mom got me long hamsters haha why these hamsters so long
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do you ever just make yourself a little nest underneath your blanket and snuggle up into it and everything is beautiful and cosy then five minutes later it feels like hell’s sauna and you emerge gasping for air with heatstroke
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Stand Like This for 2 Minutes Per Day
from http://jamesclear.com/body-language-how-to-be-confident
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if she doesn’t text you when shes drunk then you aint da one
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"This post has been featured on a 1000Notes.com blog!"
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