(that’s the entire publication) (x)

making my humidifier and dehumidifier participate in a cruel and pointless war

they should invent joints that don’t hurt

being uncomfortable becomes easier when you realize that’s literally the point. it’s like working out. if you work out & it becomes easy for you, you already got all you could out of that workout. your body adjusted & is strong enough to handle it now. you’re not improving anymore. that’s why you up the ante with harder workouts, where you’re uncomfortable & not quite strong enough yet. bc eventually you will be strong enough. but if it’s not a challenge, there’s no gain. & that’s exactly how it is with situations out of your comfort zone. the more you put yourself in them, the easier they get—but that in-between phase where you’re struggling is still completely valid and ok and natural. it’s what’s supposed to happen. it’s what’s going to change you as a person. and you should keep doing it

"i don't know why i find this so funny," it is because of your jovial soul and jokester's disposition, my boy! (quaffs ale) (claps you on the back too hard)

hate whenever mfs in horror media are like “what was that noise…” bro you and i both know its creatures

There is no shame in loving without abandon. ✌️❤️

when i say “that reminds me” & theres zero connection you just have to take my word for it theres no time to explain

We need like a month where nothing happens and there's no repercussions we all just stay in bed and hibernate and nothing goes wrong

One of the most important tweets ever

no but tumblr is just what human beings are like when just allowed to be. middle school class on a school trip energy mixed with neolitic village around the fire at dusk energy mixed with hippie commune energy mixed with archaic greek aural epos energy mixed with

this is literally the only tweet that ever matters

A few of the more creative spellings of Christmas I’ve come across while looking for Dear Santa letters in old newspapers this year.