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trial period to see if our older dog get’s along w/ new pup from rescue
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having an old tiny worrisome asian lady as my mother is a small burden
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I was doing face painting for kids and this 5 year old boy wanted the comedy and tragedy masks, one on each cheek. I was like “that’s different but ok!” and did them. Then later I saw he had smudged one of them and I was like “oh no your comedy mask is all smudged!” and he said “that’s because everything is a tragedy” and i am still stressed out about this kid who knows far too much
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Nintendo: Now Mario can turn into anything!
Fans: Wow what a cool and original idea!
Kirby:
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tfw you’re on mobile and have to work hard against auto-correct to keep your lowercase aesthetic™
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we can only sext if we roleplay as key figures from the cold war
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Just a reminder that only SOME demons are allowed in lgbt+ spaces.
The Babadook ✔
Terfs ❌
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Moral compass. Which one are you?
Art by me, please do not repost!
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how to become a mother
1) go outside
2) find pigeon
3) grab
4) congratulation
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Bauer-Ross headed back to the Shoppers the next day with her receipt and says the manager offered a full refund, or exchange. She accepted an exchange under the condition that she could open the bottle in the store. When she did, she says it was also filled with pasta.
The flummoxed store manager then snatched a third bottle off the shelf and popped the cap, only to find more dried penne. A fourth bottle yielded a similar result.
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