((it's time to pass out. it's 6:21 am here,,))

"All the babes here are pretty hot, some of the guys too. That's messed up, the hot guys are messin' me up, they gotta go."

My muse has love bites in the most indiscreet of places and has failed to cover them. What does your muse do/say?

Ryuu was sitting at the same table the sleeping stranger was at, when she awoke he only slightly stopped slouching. "Hey, didn't get enough sleep last night or somethin'? I know that feelin'!"

Xikau slowly rose her head off of the cafeteria table. She fell asleep during the morning meet up. ”Hn..”She rubbed her eye and looked around,noticing a few people was still around. ”Uh..Hi.” She said,abit tiredly.

"Er...are ya implyin' I own ya then? Also, I ain't a mind reader. I wouldn't be able to read your mind even if I did own ya."

superleveldaredevil started following you

“Approximately 1/3 of cat owners think their pets are able to read their minds.” "…"

"Can you read my mind?”

((Plays air guitar it's 4:47 am who wants to party))

shslhitchhiker started following you "Ya know, I usually hit on girls but I'd feel illegal if I hit on ya, do ya seriously go to this school, kid?"

Put one of these in my askbox to see how my Muse reacts

"Can you hide me?" "Come here often?" "Don’t drink that!" "Gotcha!" "Hand me that doohickey." "Here, try some of this." "I blame (insert name)" "I guess you did know what you were doing." "I have a bad feeling about this." "I have a good feeling about this." "I know a guy." "I think I screwed up." "I’m gonna get you!" "I’m not feeling well." "I’m not scared." "I’m too tired for adventures." "Is that my diary?" "Is there something on my face?" "It’s my fault." "It’s perfect!" "It’s your fault." "Let’s have an adventure!" "Not that one, the other one!" "Prove it!" "Stay there. I’ll make you breakfast." "That’s the dumbest story I’ve ever heard." "That’s the last time we do that." "There’s a first time for everything." "Where are you hiding?" "Where were you yesterday?" "Why are you crying?" "Will you tell me a story?" "You don’t need to prove anything." "You’re not looking too hot."

"That didn't answer my question, but whatever dude. Soooo, since ya have pretty much everythin', gimme your most alcoholic drink!"

29 customers have stepped through the doors

shsljudochamp started following you "'Sup dude! What are ya here for?"

shslotomegamer replied to your post: I’m straight.

I’m pretty sure you’re heteroflexible.

is that a real word

"Did you guys know that head injuries are bad for your memory? I do. I woke up without remembering my own name once!"

"Sheep..?"

Put ◎ in my ask. My muse will answer any question you ask them. Even if its secret.

((Headcanon: Ryuu plays a shitload of dating games and uses some of the shitty pick up lines he sees in them))

((Eeh..I don't remember the last people I did for follower greetings so I'll do my last three followers.)) •shsl-traveler started following you "Woah, a blonde babe! Are ya foreign?" •shslfelinespecialist started following you "Are...Are ya even human? What's with those eyes?!" •shslcrimefictionnovelist started following you "Hey, does your super level happen to be lookin' cute? 'Cause ya sure pull it off well!"

"Yo! Guess who's back, bitches!"