My favourite entirely normal regular thing that is fine and good to happen is people sending you links and you telling them that you don't use that website or app and that you can't view the content they were trying to show you because you don't have an account and you're not willing to sign up for an account just to view the content that they sent you the link for and then.

They get sooooooooooo weird about it like everyone uses this why aren't you using it tell me every single reason you don't use it so I can argue with you about every one of those points.

TAKE A FUCKING SCREENSHOT BABEY. AND ALSO ITS 2024, TAKE A SCREENRECORDING OF THE VIDEO AND THEN SEND IT. ITS OKAY. ITS OKAY. IT IS OKAY.

Hey. Put that down.

no more sex. we ran out of sex

Pokémon Puzzle Challenge GBC Cartridge (2000) [✩]

last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere

i wasn’t joking

I just think every girl should get a giant hammer for free and they can do whatever they want with it

Well my life is fucked i lost my only special toy

leitmotifs never get old to me like holy shit dude there’s this melody that corresponds to this one guy and if you hear the melody it means the guy is there. holy shit. and sometimes it refers to ideas too not just guys. has anyone heard about this

I forgot I made a couple of mini vine compilations when they announced the end of vine

This show was peak.

Bumping My Head Into U So Cutely Until Blood

this is cuntwrenching news. its cliterally unbelievable 

Before Icarus //Mashup Manifesto II [download]

We Are Coming Undone // Mashup Manifesto III [download]

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