uterus, i dont need you. go forth and find a beautiful trans woman who wants you.

Some art I made, I'm calling it Drippy

I go outside and find this.... I now want to make/see inspirational quotes on this picture.

This is the best thing ever please vote

A number

year

They would burn down a tree like every hundred years. For giggles and fun on Christmas.

Y'all think the Cullens just like hide in their rooms for a few hours on Christmas Eve so that Esme can set up the presents from "Santa" since they don't sleep? Just curious. I just feel like she would want to "wake them up" and surprise them on Christmas morning with full stockings, a crackling fireplace, and soft Christmas music playing. Anyway, Merry Christmas beloveds <3

I know because I don't have friends, but you probably saw my dad. (:

hey. don't cry. I went to Mad At You island and none of your friends were there :)

It's so cute I'm crying!!!!

merry chrimmus tumblr!! thank you for following me and having an interest in what i draw and say. it all means so much to me and i love sharing. 

ofc i drew these two, my B lol. human au this time

What have I found?! Am I going to read it all, yes yes I am. I'll try to update ever few chapters I guess.....

Did you have to call us out like that?

LGBT people pass Gerard Way images to each other like soldiers passing cigarettes around in the trenches for a war they're about to lose

I will wait patiently

drown him 

I say this, cuz it's ether that or death!

guy who sees something scary and says This is activating my suck or fuck response

I'm a simple man, I want simple things like:

1. All the cats in the world

2. To be able to carry my girlfriend all day

3. Death

4.TO NOT BE CALLED A FUCKING BOTTOM EVERY FUCKING DAY!

5. Stuffies

So I wrote this for a class and apparently I can't send it in..... So y'all get it now

Have you ever felt the over crushing weight of the world? Your parents could have fixed that with Planned Parenthood! Ever wonder why your mom didn't swallow? We have a counselor for that! Call today for mental help, and to livent you unborn kids! Call the number on screen now! At 1-800-230-7526

in the US we only have 3 genders. american beauty, american psycho, and american pie

I’ll never understand how can people listen to music while having sex

like do you wanna bust a nut or bust a move

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