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tim: sweet dog you got there. gordon: yes, this is our new drug-sniffing dog. tim: still training huh? gordon: red robin.. what do you mean? tim: ... tim: nevermind...
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when tim is working as the ceo of WE in public half of the time he’s the perfect figure, looking fancy and being respectful while also being intimidating when he needs to be. the other half he’s so tired he just starts cussing at annoying people and flipping them off.
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The fact this was Damian's go-to fake name is killing me
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"Quick think of a fake name!"
"my brother's first name and my other brother's last name. I'm a genius."
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first-time parent bruce, trying to scold 10 y/o dick: absolutely not. you’re grounded.
dick, well aware of this fact: *lip wobble and eyes well up*
bruce: wait no-
dick: *starts sobbing*
bruce: i’m sorry, it’s okay. you can do whatever you want. i’m so sorry
dick, hugging bruce and hiding his face: (:<
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No in between. Reblog if you vote pleas
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Bruce Wayne, squinting at the annual bat-tech budget: Hey Tim, has our manufacturer increased the price for the batarangs? I swear the cost is higher than last year.
Tim Drake, who just embezzled an entire Batmobile: ... Yeah.
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Jason using his guns as blunt weapons is so funny like imagine ur getting shot at by the Red Hood, he runs out of ammo, you think you have a chance and he just throws the fucking pistol at you
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Yeah I know we all want to see the bat get Batshit when he learns that Tim lost a spleen but have you ever considered he just having a big dad sight™ closing his eyes and saying:
"... Of course he did." while he holds the bridge of his nose and following up with. "Let me see the scar."
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3 jokers au but dick and tim have both killed one of them after jasons death but told no one and then were horrified when HE CAME BACK.
jason comes back to life and kills the third one after realising bruce will never do it himself and theres no more joker and
dicks just like "how the fuck did it actually work for you"
jason "what"
tim "right like it didnt stick when i tried"
jason "WHAT"
dick and tim realising what theyve just said "wait i mean um"
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you killed the joker? but i killed the joker?
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What Jason thinks happened with Tim becoming Robin after him.
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I can't. I start sobbing with laughter every single time I watch this. I can watch this three times in a row and still be crying with chuckles.
Tik Tok by osmiiv and NOT by me. I recommend checking out their page
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Blessed with TWO UPDATES today 😭
The Drakes Spoiled Brat (im sorry dad) has updated (YET AGAINNN, TWO WITHIN 24HR BABYYY)
Name: As above Rating: General Audiences Chapter: 4/?? Word count: 13,545 Relationships: Batfam + Extended DC friends/fam Summary: After the time stream and Batfams continued deterioration, Red robin goes 100% solo and ends up dying from a fatal shot in the middle of Siberia.
His last regret was not being able to do more for his family, and hoping his death would give them a chance to come together again. Only SUPRISE- Tim wakes up now freshly 5 y/o with his 17 y/o mind, the Graysons just died and he is determined to fight for his families happily ever after. As a result Red Robin dies, but Cardinal is born. Tim Drake is hidden, covered up by "Timothy Drake" a spoiled socilite brat, an easy cover he learned from his dad himself.
But all secrets come out eventually, and the truth is only half the process of healing.
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Random fact:
Bats sometimes adopt isolated or abandoned babies from their colony.
Bruce is a Bat. Gotham is his colony.
You see where I’m going with this, right?
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This man wants to be a father so bad.
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Look at him in the background here. I don’t know if you can tell, but he’s bouncing. HE’S BOUNCING.
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😭 🤗🫠
Pen, you’re needed.
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Prompt:
After some very eventful weeks of Jason’s debut as the Red Hood he takes a well deserved night off and decides to crash in one of his safe houses.
He did not count on one of the Bats finding him there.
So to keep his plans from being torpedoed entirely Jason goes with the split second decision of pretending he was held captive by the Red Hood.
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As a casual fan of Watcher and avid fan of train wrecks I am having a wonderful time right now
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steven lim: we actually need more money for higher production value so that you guys have the best! and we're bringing back a super expensive show! for you guys, the fans!
the fans:
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