tim: sweet dog you got there.
gordon: yes, this is our new drug-sniffing dog.
tim: still training huh?
gordon: red robin.. what do you mean?
tim: ...
tim: nevermind...
when tim is working as the ceo of WE in public half of the time he’s the perfect figure, looking fancy and being respectful while also being intimidating when he needs to be. the other half he’s so tired he just starts cussing at annoying people and flipping them off.
Bruce Wayne, squinting at the annual bat-tech budget: Hey Tim, has our manufacturer increased the price for the batarangs? I swear the cost is higher than last year.
Tim Drake, who just embezzled an entire Batmobile: ... Yeah.
Jason using his guns as blunt weapons is so funny like imagine ur getting shot at by the Red Hood, he runs out of ammo, you think you have a chance and he just throws the fucking pistol at you
Yeah I know we all want to see the bat get Batshit when he learns that Tim lost a spleen but have you ever considered he just having a big dad sight™ closing his eyes and saying:
"... Of course he did." while he holds the bridge of his nose and following up with. "Let me see the scar."
The Drakes Spoiled Brat (im sorry dad) has updated (YET AGAINNN, TWO WITHIN 24HR BABYYY)
Name: As above
Rating: General Audiences
Chapter: 4/??
Word count: 13,545
Relationships: Batfam + Extended DC friends/fam
Summary: After the time stream and Batfams continued deterioration, Red robin goes 100% solo and ends up dying from a fatal shot in the middle of Siberia.
His last regret was not being able to do more for his family, and hoping his death would give them a chance to come together again.
Only SUPRISE- Tim wakes up now freshly 5 y/o with his 17 y/o mind, the Graysons just died and he is determined to fight for his families happily ever after.
As a result Red Robin dies, but Cardinal is born.
Tim Drake is hidden, covered up by "Timothy Drake" a spoiled socilite brat, an easy cover he learned from his dad himself.
But all secrets come out eventually, and the truth is only half the process of healing.
steven lim: we actually need more money for higher production value so that you guys have the best! and we're bringing back a super expensive show! for you guys, the fans!
the fans:
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