sunshineboysam
Samdew Valley
DEFINITELY THE REAL SAM FROM STARDEW VALLEY. he/him :D. I think Sebastian is my boyfriend? Maybe?
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He is literally the straightest person in town, idk what you want from me
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yo can i get a hook up with your dad?
if not, can you set me up with the general store owner?
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They were hi-tops too and Sebastian is always trying to convince me that actually they’re the best kind of shoe
They ran out of the limited time gay Vans at the mall and I am so sad
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They ran out of the limited time gay Vans at the mall and I am so sad
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Abigail's dad is ugly af and a jerk but go ahead i guess 👋🙄
@sunshineboysam
yo can i get a hook up with your dad?
if not, can you set me up with the general store owner?
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My dad only hooks up his rod to go fishing and last I checked you ain't a catfish
@sunshineboysam
yo can i get a hook up with your dad?
if not, can you set me up with the general store owner?
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what difference would it make if I simply became a golden retriever…
NONE I TELL YOU! My existence is a joke
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can i get a discount code for adam and eve from someone?
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Uh.. dude? What?
can i get a discount code for adam and eve from someone?
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Slam door finger hurts :(
Door mean
Seb gonna kiss it better
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Sometimes I just wanna walk through an active instant carwash just to know what that feels like
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Sometimes when I see something really cute my voice gets really high pitched and once I was talking to Abigail and I saw a really really really cute dog. She had to ask me to repeat myself because my voice went so high pitched that it was incomprehensible.
anyways so thats why I struggle talking to Sebastian sometimes
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I want a witch to turn me into a frog, but only temporarily. It sounds fun and I'd just get to hop around all day :)
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My bro, my homie, my friend, bucko, chum, pal, buddy, mate, dude, platonic male friend, matey, partner-
It's not gay if we wore socks I promise. You wore socks right
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As someone who works part time at Jojamart I can confirm that people do tend to treat the soda nicer than the employees
Ooooo you want to reblog this post and say how much you love Joja Cola so baaaad ooooooo
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So wait Sebastian is my boyfriend, right?
I'm so confused.
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