Burning Flames | *Sigh* What a waste.

ADHD

Gotta love small town busybodies. Local FB group:

“Anyone know why the cops are here in downtown [tiny town with 1200 people]? They walked over to [restaurant that does burger promotion on Monday nights] for about 15 minutes after driving up and down Main St four times. They left 10 minutes ago but I went inside just to be safe.”

They were bored and hungry and wanted burgers and couldn’t find parking bc there’s like three parking spots for the whole town. Please chill.

OKAY series of polls about sock preferences because i'm a curious autistic fuck:

(if you don't wear socks don't answer any of the other questions)

I must not mock Gen Alpha. Mocking Gen Alpha is the mind killer. Mocking Gen Alpha is the little-death that brings total generational solidarity obliteration. I will engage with Gen Alpha lovingly. I will permit them to be cringe. And when they grow up I will turn my eye to their accomplishments. Where mocking has gone there will be nothing. Only generational solidarity remains

“men aren’t pretty” wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong bad incorrect stop talking

Source smoothdunk on twitter

OP I don’t even want to be within 50 feet of someone else smoking, why the hell would I inhale that shit myself on purpose?

Also:

i know that "unalive" is part of larger worrying trend of self censorship but if you really are in a situtation where you have to avoid the words "die" or "kill" the english language already has centuries worth of much better euphemisms. the iconic and perennial "six feet under"? the lovely imagery of "pushing up daisies"? "shuffle off this mortal coil"????? literally anything from the monty python dead parrot bit???? you have so many options. please try to be more creative at least

I know I sound like your mom but you kids need to stop fucking vaping

the problem with reading and writing leading to a strong vocabulary is that you tend to know the vibe of words instead of their meanings.

if I used this word in a sentence, would it make sense? absolutely. if you asked me what it meant, could I tell you? absolutely not.

I feel like there's two levels of chronically online. There's like, the variety where you recognize obscure memes and stupid drama and post constantly but have some sort of tether to reality and have friends in the real world and read the news from time to time, and then there's the kind where you genuinely don't realize that your political position or feelings about popular media are not just non-mainstream but actively fringe and that it's not emotional labor to pick people up from the airport.

They really should teach people how to cook in school.

half the men yall call daddy can't even put air in a tire. yeah he can pull your hair but can he chop an onion? no he cannot.