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why is pride always in summer. what about the dykes that can't tolerate the heat huh. what about us. I mean them.
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me: chat what do we think
the angel and devil on my shoulders: can you not call us that please
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Today it’s been 9 years since Terry Pratchett left us…
We miss you 🤍
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My girlfriend is turning 32 soon…
I’ve told her not to get her hopes up. “After all,” I say, “we’re only going to celebrate it for half a minute” when she asked what in the world I was talking about, I pointed out “This is your thirty-second birthday”
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WAIT. Wait wait WAIT.
poltergeists:
push things off tables
break delicate objects for fun
in general just enjoy moving and destroying stuff for pleasure I guess
make loud disturbing noises in the middle of the night
sometimes poke or bite people, depending on the myth
are invisible aka no one knows what they look like
poltergeists are just the ghosts of rambunctious housecats
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cutest thing about human biology is how they get sleepy after eating. sorry brain is offline due to digestion, check back later
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