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sunblossomsucks · 2 years

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Looks like that car drove right past the stop sign and right off the edge of the world, err, I mean e-mail.

#html fail #driver safety #computer illiterate

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sunblossomsucks · 2 years

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A month or so ago, kids got into the weight room and discharged the fire extinguisher everywhere.

Instead of fixing it, management has done NOTHING.

This constitutes a reduction of amenities with no corresponding reduction in rent.

#end stage capitalism #vandalism #apartments #landlord

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sunblossomsucks · 2 years

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So how long before this is fixed? How the hell does that even happen? Did you hit it with your Porsche, Mr. Birney?

The lack of this gate working screws up being able to U-turn at the light.

#ghetto #sad #end stage capitalism #landlord #failure #gate

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sunblossomsucks · 2 years

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Sunblossom is world renowned for featuring dozens of sharp, rusty lightbulbs such as these!

#rusty #wtf

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sunblossomsucks · 2 years

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I hope that’s not a structural beam, and if so, that’s scary...

#rusty #gross #structure

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sunblossomsucks · 2 years

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Only Sunblossom features pools of nuclear waste and toddler shit!

#swimming pool #closed #failure #gross #nasty

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sunblossomsucks · 2 years

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Don’t like your shoes? Just take a walk on our grounds! Dog poop every 50 feet or your money back!*

*Actually never mind, we’re just gonna keep all your money and then take even more every 6 months until we bleed you dry.

#poop #shit #dog shit #dog poop #gross #nasty #feces #excrement #smelly #apartments

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sunblossomsucks · 2 years

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Here is a submission from anonymous. They state, “I cleaned under the washing machine, found this from old tenant must have been there for at least 5 years I live alone and do not use lipstick lol”.

Gross!

#gross #wtf #ewwwww

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sunblossomsucks · 2 years

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“Building Wiring Fault”

That’s bad, right?

#electrical #hfd #fire #burning #fault #wiring

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sunblossomsucks · 2 years

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These tiles have been like this for years. What is the problem Mr. Birney???

#failure #apartments #end stage capitalism

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sunblossomsucks · 2 years

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Iraqi Living, Boardwalk Prices

Does Sunblossom also own stock in auto repair companies?

#abuse #parking lot #gross #failure #auto repair #broken tires #broken axel

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sunblossomsucks · 2 years

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Sunblossom cares about your health and safety...

Those aren’t disgusting trash flies, they’re... friendship flies!

#nasty #dumpster #gross #apartments

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sunblossomsucks · 2 years

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Here’s what it looks like after your Sunblossom Sink is done vomiting uncontrollably.

#disgusting #gross #nasty #awful #vomit #mr pibb

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sunblossomsucks · 2 years

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Why bother vomiting yourself, when all you need to do is turn on a faucet?

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