these are getting more elaborate and less good by the minute but Church had to get his aim from somewhere

if project freelancer was good it'd be called project freakylancer

does your mother know from mamma mia but it's wash singing abt tucker

So real actually, I love this idea op, you nailed exactly what I was hoping their dynamic would be bc tucksis is one of my favourite pairings (Platonic or not) and they could have had some of the funniest and most entertaining interactions in a season that I personally found didn't have much effective comedic relief or lightness.

I so wanted to see a scene of them together just listing what dead people they want to bang and judging eachothers taste, finding ones they both agree on, etc, it would have been great! It also could have done some great characterization for Kai!

Okay so Tucker and Kaikaina in Shisno Paradox. Idk how long this is gonn be but it’s gonna go below a cut jic (and so I don’t spoil anything for June lol)

I think the easiest thing they could’ve done to make this dynamic better is just have them reciprocate each others lust from the beginning. Is it funny that Tucker gets rejected by Kai when she proposes time travel sex bc he thinks she’s talking about him? Is it funny that he fucks up her attempts to have sex with people from the past? Is it funny that he has been bragging about having done her back in Blood Gulch and that’s not actually the case (despite the fact that Kai literally says that they did during the s13 climax)? I guess? But you know what else is funny? Tucker and Kai actually going back in time and having sex with people from history. Like I feel like that has just as much, if not more comedic potential than the two of them just being annoyed with each other. I know this is the “everyone is arguing with each other because fuck friendships for some reason” arc but like it didn’t have to be.

Personally I was laughing when Kai and Tucker were talking about using the time travel gun for sex, like that was funny! The episode was literally TITLED “Sis and Tuck’s Sexcellent Adventure” and then they just drop that in favor of these two arguing. Like come on that’s not as funny at all.

They didn’t have to have reciprocated feelings (as much as I personally like them as a ship), there’s nothing wrong with characters having physical attraction to each other and acting on it. Hell up until now it was implied that they did actually have sex. I suppose the idea that they didn’t is kind of a funny subversion of expectation but the direction they go with it isn’t rlly entertaining, at least for me.

And if the intent was to get to the angsty Kai backstory, you could’ve still gotten there! Maybe she and Tucker try to do the time travel sex, but she gets tired/worn out before Tucker does and he doesn’t listen to her when she suggests they take a break from time traveling for a bit, dragging her along to the time periods HE wants to go to without considering her feelings. Still kinda sucks as Tucker characterization bc he should realistically be better than that, but it’s better than what the hell we got that’s for sure.

Anyway she could still blow up at him for being selfish and then they might argue and then later on they can have the heart to heart where she talks about her childhood and being promiscuous due to her insecurity about her own self image, and instead of saying “Tucker what you said reminded me of my trauma” it’s more of a reflection, kind of “Hey as my friend I want to let you know why I’m like this in the first place and why I was so insecure/nervous about saying no to going along with your adventure” and Tucker could still apologize and all that.

Then maybe a confession of feelings from Tucker so he gets a moment of vulnerability too, and like I said as much as I ship them I do kinda like Kai’s “I used to have feelings for you too” cuz ik this season didn’t actually care about these two as a ship, and Tucker demonstrates maturity by showing he’s okay with her rejection.

Although if they DID wanna make them a ship, there’s not a ton that actually has to change in the script for that to happen. (in my version not the version of SP we canonically got) They already get along like friends, they had sex before, and when they had an argument from Tucker being a bad friend, they worked through it. All you’d rlly need is for Kai to eventually come to the conclusion that she rlly likes Tucker, and that at some point, it stops being just as friends and she really wants him, and seeing as Tucker already has feelings for her but cares about her enough to not act on them, there might be some hesitation there but I think they’d make a rlly good pairing after that. Their sense of humor is already similar, they already get along, and they’re just so cute together ugh I’m getting distracted anyway it would make the moment everyone gets thanos snapped to repeat their timelines till infinity where he says “K I need to tell you-” all the more emotional, at least to me, bc that moment lives rent free in my brain anyway I just wanted better writing for these two is that too much to ask

THE POWER OF AN ANGEL!

finally got back to my pc so I can show off these brilliant photos of my finished gabriel cosplay :]

(more photos under the cut!)

(spartans are arkon_cosplay & les_chriserables on insta!! they're both so cool!! 😭❤)

Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops

Seeing the trailer shook a screw in my brain loose so here's my human designs for Theta and Delta :]

Rooster teeth let my guys out of that armour I just know that Theta looks like the fourteen year old skater boy you'd see at the mall. Also I drew that skateboard straight from memory and have no idea how. Anyway, hyped about the new trailer but also insanely worried so!

time to prepare i guess

spent like a collective one minute on this but i procrastinated so long it took like a week

Jorge but he gives someone a hug? :3

(I miss him... I miss him real bad he didn't deserve to die oUDHGHSHG he had a big heart too)

what if we got to give him a little hug before he threw us off that covenant ship

Okay so not ONLY have I woken up to rooster teeth finally kicking the bucket, but now I wake up to leaked scripts and ideas for 17 and 18 that include GRIMMONS CANONIZATION!?? (Amongs many other very exciting and bittersweet things)

I feel like someone's kicked me in the shins and then slapped me a cross the face, like bro cmon I just woke up

Okay, so I had another idea. And this time it comes with pictures :]

This came spinning off the idea of Tucker having a really acute sense of when he's being stared at, combined with the concept of Wash looking at people while he zones out, especially at inopportune moments.

Also I'd set this at the tail end of the crash site, after the whole "getting a grappling hook stuck to my balls" talk where they're just starting to figure eachother out/like eachother, while still in the same base.

Wash, up late bc he couldnt sleep, thinking about his still new friendship with Tucker and other important matters with blue team while looking at his asleep teammate:

Tucker, very much awake because there's a pair of eyes burrowing into his head, and he's now very scared that Wash is finally going to make good on that promise of breaking him: