the world’s shyest dj just worked up the courage to sniff the microphone and whimper quietly

WAIT

an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

Women light up the world. That's why it's called Broad daylight.

It's a sad fact that every long running universe based upon themes and tones of isolation, limiality, and cosmic horror gets worn down by overexplanation, overpopulation of the universe with entities, overuse, and eventually irony and financial exploitation. Derlething happened to Lovecraft, it happened to SCPs, it happened in record times to the backrooms.

normal again 👍

tumblr post: women should not be obligated to wear makeup

bootlickers: just a little reminder though that it’s ok to wear makeup i wear makeup just a reminder it’s ok to wear makeup i like to wear makeup i have eyeliner wings sharp enough to kill a man why do you hate women who wear makeup i love wearing makeup let women do what they want wear makeup wear makeup wear makeup wear makeup wear makeup

me: okay, now what does the word “duck” start with?

my daughter with full confidence: 

i hate when top wildlife predators are just lil babies teeny tiny babies

https://twitter.com/vagina_museum/status/1628046312275935232

I can’t believe Nayuta did that

gods greatest punishment was putting 1 trillion cool rocks on earth and no one with eyes big enough to see them all

it’s literally impossible to have a normal discussion about media consumption on this website because every time you say ‘this website moralizes media consumption to a bizarre degree and treats what shows people watch like the be all end all of activism’ then people who think there’s nothing wrong with writing incest fanfiction start agreeing with you and every time you say ‘media consumption is not a morally neutral activity and fiction does impact reality, and there is certain media that you can’t ethically consume’ then people who call stephen universe ‘irredeemable media’ start agreeing with you