DAILY CHUUYA COMPLAINT JOURNAL (7):

I am filled with an undying hatred for him. Yesterday he kissed me, and when I told him I was having an allergic reaction he kissed me again!! And somehow that cast a spell on me so I kissed him back, and now I wanna kiss him again and I don’t know how to stop it.

Send help.

LONG TIME NO SEE FROM I, FAKE TYPE ANON!!!!

MY BIRTHDAY IS IN 5 DAYS!!

I'll be sure to congratulate you in 5 days then.

Oh dear,,so sleepy,,,so very sleepy,,,

woah! u should go to sleep then.. or perhaps u could drink this coffee i made ~ (☆▽☆)!!! no one in the agency wanted to try my VERY special coffee so perhaps U can be the first ever special guest to try this! ＼(≧▽≦)／

Cake❓️

Want some❓️

OF COURSEE! who wouldnt appreciate a good lil treat! ＼(≧▽≦)／

double suicide? :3

OF COURSE! ☆*:.｡.o(≧▽≦)o.｡.:*☆

you should eat goulash before you die trust trust🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

it looks REALLY yummy i might try it ヽ(o＾▽＾o)ノ

i am unfortunately still alive in this cruel cold world (＞ｍ＜)...

Hehehehe >:3

what are we doing.... >:3c

ooo! good idea!

Yeah I'm a problem, but I could be YOUR problem 👉👈

uhm! i dont know what u mean he did NO such thing.......

Yeah I'm a problem, but I could be YOUR problem 👉👈

... maybe i have maybe i havent !

Yeah I'm a problem, but I could be YOUR problem 👉👈

// yw :3

I

okay

thank you @suizai, dw, I'll break my fingers (again) for you just give me a minute

oh! dazai-san! i forgot to mention— *she trips, dropping the reports in her hands. as she stands up and starts collecting them again, a small orange kitten leaps out of her pocket, and runs away.* oh, no— ella! sorry, let me just— *as she scurries to go after the cat, pictures of the cat fall out of her pockets.* ah! very, very sorry— *a pouch of cat food falls out of her other pocket.* oh, no. this is a disaster— *another smaller grey tabby jumps down off her shoulder, and scrambles to eat the cat food. kokoro stands there, dumbstruck and red-faced.* ... i am so, so sorry, dazai-san.

.... well.. that's alright..! those are a lot of items you have on you though.. not counting the cats that appeared, those cats r adorable though (*´▽`*)

Bloop :3

well aren't ya just so lucky to be visited by me? :>

anyways, I had a question, any books that you would like to reccomend? :0

mention the suicide book, and I'm stealing your alcohol :D

awh man! i was gonna recommend you that book,, its a really good book i swear :(! but eh i dont really have any books in mind.... sorry! ~(>_<~)

DAZAI-SAN!! i found you, but a cowboy!! also who is chuuya?

woah?! theres a cowboy version of me?! (☆▽☆)

and chuuya..? hes just a nobody dont worry about him (￢_￢;)

*sprays you with silly string*

eh?!?! ヽ(°〇°)ﾉ

*growls* (He hates the stench of river water and alcohol)

-@byakko-beneath-the-moonlight

ah—sorry about the smell!~

he pulls out a perfume bottle from one of his coat pockets and sprays it onto himself

is this better?