Don’t mind the sleepy head dozing off at the counter. Actually, someone wake her up. She’s supposed to be on duty.

Send me “Seriously?!” and I’ll generate a number so you can see my character...

1. Being chased by a wild Pokemon. 2. Terrorizing a grunt from an evil team. 3. Dressed as a grunt from an evil team. 4. Dressed as an evil team leader. 5. Stealing ice cream/candy/some other sweet item from a Preschooler trainer. 6. Running a bakesale. 7. Losing a battle to a Magikarp. 8. Stealing someone’s Pokemon. 9. Trashing a Pokemon Professor’s lab. 10. Holding a large sign that reads ‘I love [evil team leader’s name here]!’

What’s one headcanon you have about my muse?

“ ... What’re ya starin’ at? “

tideofdevotion:

“There’s no harm in giving him a little taste, right?”

And there he goes giving the bat pokemon another one. It didn’t seem to have any issue with the taste. And if they were poisons at all she wouldn’t have told him to eat more, right?

“ W-well, yeah but it’s... I dunno, I just don’t wanna give out something that ain’t my best, ya know? “ She huffed, the napping Chingling on her head stirring with all the commotion and giving a small yawn.

tideofdevotion:

“Pokemon…Food?…” 

His face went a little pale. Oh jeeze. Now he felt pretty foolish. But hey the pokemon of Aqua deserve only the best. So If it tasted good to him they probably would like it just as much.

“Ah– Hold on.”

Taking out a pokeball he released his golbat, grinning at the creature before taking one of the poke puffs off of the tray to offer it to his partner, who seemed it eat it with no problem at all. Granted his pokemon may have been somewhat used to human food. He would be lying if he said he didn’t spoil them like they were his own children.

“ Wait, what are you- “ She stopped when she saw the Golbat emerge from the Poke Ball and Matt giving one of the Poke Puffs to it. “ A-ah, wait, dude! I didn’t mean for them to be served just yet! “

tideofdevotion:

Oh no. Did him saying they taste weird upset her? He didn’t want to fully lie to her. But really they were good. Now she was saying to throw them out? She really couldn’t mean that, right? They weren’t awful. And really most of the grunts around here would eat ANYTHING.

“No need to do that! I’ll eat them! I’m sure even some of the grunts would love to try them too!”

     Arceus, the big guy really was adorable sometimes when he got flustered like he was now!

...She’s going to pretend like she didn’t just think that.

“ Ha! Nah, it’s all good, man! Those were actually my failed attempts at Poke Puffs, so I doubt the team would appreciate me literally givin’ 'em Pokemon food! But if ya really like ‘em, feel free to stuff yourself silly! “

tideofdevotion:

Swallowing the food he let out a small nervous laugh. Wow he really should of asked before he just started taking food but he had honestly lost track of time and hadn’t eaten at all today.

“Pretty good. They seemed a little weird though– Ah– But they were great! I mean it!”

Insult the chef and they might just poison you. 

“ Agh. Damn. I was afraid of that. “ Pops always did tell her that her Pokemon food was better suited for human consumption, given the fact that she has been cooking for humans far longer than she has been for Pokemon. “ Well, back to the drawing board then. Could ya throw those Puffs away for me? I ain’t gonna serve them now. “

tideofdevotion:

Too late the Admin was already biting down on the food, slowly passing a glance to the woman. Oops, it appears hes been caught.

     Great. Now how was she going to tell him those were her attempt at Poke Puffs? Well, at least now she could get some feedback she’d be able to understand, right?

“ Shit. W-well, uh... how were they, Tiny? “

nobody likes your brownies

“ Ah, wouldn’t blame ‘em. ‘m not the best baker in the slightest. That title belongs to the old man himself, my Pops. That old fart can make one hell of a Pinap Berry upside-down cake! Still pissed he won’t gimme the recipe for that, but hey, s’not as if I’d do it any justice anyways. “

You now have my permission to break my muse right here right now. Tear them apart. Find their weak point and make them suffer. Break them and make them snap

Dive, Poké

Poke Ball: How we first met 

‘ Pops and Mama gave me to ‘er when she was just a tyke. I was supposed to be a family pet but I kept followin’ the lil’ lass aroun’. Eventually, she caught me ‘n we became a duo! ‘ 

Dive Ball: Their favorite place to sleep

     Eco simply proceeds to demonstrate by plopping herself down on top of Toni’s head and settling down for a nap.

Heavy ball, Dream ball

Heavy ball: Their favorite type of snack

' Anything with Nanab berries is fine by me, though that Bailo guy eats just about anything he can get his mitts on. ‘

Dream ball: A hope they have for the future

      Sal raises his claws triumphantly in the air. ‘ Fight a real serious battle! Lemme at ‘em, lemme at ‘em! ‘

Send me a pokeball and one of my pokemon will say:

Pokeball: How we first met Great ball: What they aspire to Ultra ball: Their opinion about one of my friends Master ball: A memory they cherish Safari ball: Their opinion about one of my enemies Level ball: Their opinion of my training style Lure ball: Something they think I could improve about myself Moon ball: Their opinion about one of their teammates Friend ball: Their opinion about someone else’s pokemon Love ball: The type of pokemon they’re attracted to Heavy ball: Their favorite type of snack Fast ball: Their favorite Contest event Sport ball: Their favorite Pokeathlon event Premier ball: Their favorite movie Repeat ball: Their favorite play Timer ball: If they intend to stay with me forever or move on eventually Nest ball: If they want children some day Net ball: A place they wish I’d visit Dive ball: Their favorite place to sleep Luxury ball: Where in my travels they liked best Heal ball: How often they’ve been injured Quick ball: Their favorite battle style Dusk ball: Something that keeps them up at night Cherish ball: An item they love Park ball: A fear they have Dream ball: A hope they have for the future

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“ W-wait, what?! “ She shot her head towards the other with wide eyes. “ What did you just say? “

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     ‘ yeah, okay. that makes sense. ‘      there was some truth in her statement; she did want life to slow down and stop; she wanted to have some time to decide what to do, but she had to carry on; if not for her teammates, for penny. kyogre, even remembering her had her heart falling.

     ‘ okay, but – ‘ she begins shifting her weight, biting one of her fingernails, ‘ what if, like, they left their stuff? and you - you don’t hate them but they just left and you don’t know what to do with the stuff? ‘ perhaps that was giving too much information; she didn’t even know why she had decided to speak to toni. maybe it was because she needed somebody to talk to – someone who would take this seriously and her seriously. it did help that she was a girl, though, for some reason. even if she didn’t know toni all that well ( like she knew alphonse or trey ) she would have preferred talking to her over anybody else…

" That is a different matter entirely in which I do not have experience. “ 

     Placing her hand on the girl’s shoulders, she offered her a smile. “ Tell your friend this: ‘Keep what means the most, but don’t let it bog you down. You two live separate lives now. It’s not the easiest thing to accept, and time doesn’t make it any easier, despite what people say. You have to figure out what makes you feel better, and keep smiling. But don’t be afraid to rely on someone when you need them’. ”

     Toni straightened up, and chuckled. “ Now, how’s about I whip you up some grub, hm? Ya look like ya need a pick-me-up in the form of something with lots o’ sugar. Any requests? “