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80-year-old man builds a dog train to take rescued stray dogs on adventures

I have a clueless, vanilla boyfriend that I am slowly turning into a clueless, unsuspecting sugarboyfriend. No need to tell him about my true SDs. I never really wanted vanilla anyway. It was an accident.

anyone else have a vanilla full time clueless boyfriend?

Not even a little bit attractive. Unless you are into that inbred, trust fund, douchebag look.

Why does White America always try to force us to view the non-existent beauty of unattractively mediocre white boys?

OMG. Me too citrine8. I have been with two of my SDs for over two years each and I still think to myself every time I’m alone with them in a hotel room or car, “Is this the day they murder me because their wife is suspicious or they are simply done with me?”

The entire first paragraph was a full horror story all wrapped up in one... and then there were more after that. I really hope these stories are fabricated or exaggerated at least a little bit. Never let your guard down when you are living a secret life. It’s too easy to make a ghost disappear.

First (or third) impressions

I’m starting this a little late: I’ve already been on three dates with three different men. 

Let’s call the first guy G. G met me at Starbucks, bought me a drink, and invited me to sit in his SUV so we wouldn’t be overheard. We ended up going to his place, where he had me undress for him, felt me up naked, and gave me $100 before dropping me back at Sbucks. He was nice enough and used to doing this, and while I felt weird (he asked me a lot if I liked it and I obviously lied that I was as into this as he was) I wasn’t uncomfortable. Considering this was my first date, and I WAS uncomfortable being a stripper, that’s a pretty good sign. 

The second guy, A, was late. He bought me a bellini and gave me a ride to class in his Bentley, one hand under my skirt. He encouraged me to date lots of guys – all together, I wouldn’t even need a job! 

B, the most recent, was probably the nicest. He wanted to steal a kiss after coffee but that was all – mostly we just spent a couple of hours talking. He emailed me shortly thereafter to set up a second date, which I’ll report on when it happens. 

There was another guy, who offered to pay me $5000 per month to sleep with him twice weekly. He said he could go eight times in two hours and I gathered that he had little to no sexual experience – easy money! He cancelled our first date and never got back to me, which I think underscores my previous assumption. 

The hardest part is when they ask what I want. What am I supposed to say: “give me all your money?” I ask about previous arrangements so far. One guy I gave a number to ($2000/month) and he never wrote back, but that’s considered a low amount from what I’ve read so it might have been something else.

There’s a difficult balance: how to keep the fantasy alive while still profiting from what is basically sex work. These guys could easily hire a professional, and they choose not to because they want to believe their beautiful young mistress is genuinely into them. 

Make sure he is rock hard first. Trying to shove a pseudo chub in there makes it more painful.

prepping for anal

does anyone have any tips for prepping?I’m clueless.I’ve searched/googled and got stuff like,do a fleet enima,wash up,take a crap…but is there any secrets I should know?lol.I know someone made a post a while ago but I cant find it

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allow yourself to be proud of yourself and all the progress you’ve made

especially the progress that no one else has seen

technically i’m “interested in men” but im actually not interested in them at all

I always watch an episode of Family Guy afterward. Works like a charm.

Horror movies should include a blooper section to help people relax before bed

Lena Dunham has some very strong opinions that sex work is inherently exploitative, abusive and must be stopped for someone who regularly gets naked and performs sexually on camera. We’re all just meant to ignore the fact that the functional difference between Lena and a porn actor is a matter of centimeters. Maybe we should petition to make her work a crime, too, for her own protection.

some tips to stay motivated

wake up early, or at least don’t sleep in every single day. morning has a way of freshening your outlook, and it is also one of the best times of day to get organized. 

make a to-do list. make the items on your list very small. for example, if you have to read three chapters, make each chapter a separate item on your list. as you cross items off, you’ll be more motivated to complete the entire list. 

use color in your lists, journals, agendas, and calendars. this will make your organizational tools catch your eye, and you’ll be more likely to want to use them if they look pretty. 

get organized in advance. don’t wait until the day before your term paper is due to decide to revamp your entire organizational system. 

sleep. it seems rudimentary, but just do it. so often your sleep is what gets overlooked, then you don’t wake up on time, then you fall behind on everything for the rest of the day. don’t do it. 

schedule in your fun time. add reading a chapter of your favorite book to your to-do list. write down your lunch dates with friends on your calendar. behave as though relaxing is just as crucial as the rest of your life, because it is. 

Most wouldn't get past the first message or contact.

joking about being a sex worker is always whorephobic and also embarrassing as most of you would not last 1 week

Or too old.

Cartoon characters that actually have different outfits every episode.