The Marauders as John Mulaney Quotes
Peter:
Remus:
Sirius:
James:
Bonus!
Lily:
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“There is a copy of the NES game Golf in the firmware of every Switch system”
Me: Oh haha, what a weird thing, probably some remnant from the debugging process -
“Since that was a game that Satoru Iwata programmed himself, this could have been intended as a way of saying that Iwata is spiritually a part of every Switch and is watching over and protecting every system.”
Me:
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Grading my 3rd graders papers and I see this 😭
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y’all hear about this Payless shoestore prank ???
fucking wild levels of hilarious
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you could curse a police officer out, kick their car, throw a temper tantrum and throw trash. and that still doesnt mean they get to kill you. what the fuck is wrong with yall? why do you think police get some special license to kill when they get disrespected?
if they cant do their job without murdering unarmed people, they dont deserve their badge, or anyones respect.
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timmy turner: i wish every day was easter
wanda: you want jesus to die? is that what you want timmy?
cosmo: done
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this kitchen’s not the same without you :’(
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Getting Daisy finally in Smash means that we can recreate the moment she bitchslapped Bowser into fucking orbit
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Stranger Things s3 prediction:
The Monster™: *physically shows up*
Joyce Byers:
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