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Sucros
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It's very funny to me that the stereotypical gelatinous cube is bright fucking green when the monster itself is almost perfectly transparent. Like its gimmick is that it's a monster that imitates an empty 10x10 hallway. How many people have fallen victim to gelatinous cubes because they "know" that the ooze is bright green and so don't bother to check the suspiciously clean corridor in front of them.
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Me when I use the blender that makes 50% of all turtles feel immeasurable pain
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This is what peak performance looks like. And this. And this. Also all of those.
The Body Shapes of the World’s Best Athletes Compared Side By Side
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Things that work in fiction but not real life
torture getting reliable information out of people
knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour
jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact
calling the police to deescalate a situation
rafting your way off a desert island
correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes
effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else
ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences
heterosexual cowboy
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I go silent as I enter my mind palace. An action tree of play and counterplay spreads out in my mind's eye. Vectors, angles, and trigonometry dance before my eyes. Suddenly I slap to the present, my next move ready.
*thrust*
Turn based sex. Take as long as you need to think of a strategy.
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Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1
The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.
So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.
So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.
Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.
And the probe is working again.
From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.
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If colors had tumblr
🍀 greenasthegrass Follow
hate when yellow gets all the credit for being a primary color when it's literally r G b
⭐️ mellow-yellow Follow
uhh... i literally am a subtractive primary. like yeah it sucks that you don't get the recognition you deserve but you don't have to put down other colors
🌷 majestic-magenta Follow
at least you're on the color wheel :(
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💎 cyan-ide Follow
I hate colors whose hex codes start with F. It's literally such a red flag
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🔍 clearasday Follow
not absorbing light, not reflecting light, but a secret third thing (letting it pass through me)
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🔮therealroyalpurple Follow
you're in her dms, i'm a fundamental part of her personality. we are not the same.
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🍎 rubyred Follow
if you can't be represented by a wavelength of light you're not a real color
🌷 majestic-magenta Follow
this is literally so toxic wtf! colors that are perceived only when the short and long cones are activated together are valid!
🎱 blackasmysoul Follow
tired of ppl telling me i'm the "absence of color" and therefore not a color myself. like you don't get to choose how I identify!
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🎱 blackasmysoul Follow
why is everyone saying that orange is the new me. I literally haven't gone anywhere
🏀 thecolornotthefruit Follow
sounds like a skill issue????
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💎 cyan-ide Follow
stop saying me and blue look alike!!! we are literally different colors!!!
💙 therealroyalblue Follow
yeah i'm so much hotter than that
💎 cyan-ide Follow
fuck you
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thank you for coming to my tumblr post
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