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your lap is looking awfully empty you mind if I sit on it and not so subtly grind against you until you have no choice but to fuck up into me ?

he can infodump so deep inside me I'll have trivia running down my leg

the only grind I respect is girls grinding against each other or something. like whatever the mortar and pestle get up to

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can i bite you

only if it's gay and you promise to be weird about it

i hope this email finds you panting and moaning and begging for it

MILF (Mutual I'd Leash and Fuck)

My seduction strategy is to make sure they see my tits BEFORE they see me giggling with glee at an excel spreadsheet

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Took apart a DVD player and VCR combo so I could look at how pretty her insides are <3

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*me working in the insides of a machine* shush, I need to focus, this is very intimate- I mean intimate- I mean intimate- I mean intimate- I mean intricate.

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A monster fuckers cafe chain please. The werewolf one where you can get lattes and pastries while sitting a werewolf's lap, cockwarming their knot. A vampire one where you are the tasty little treats. I think it would be very successful